Caption Wendy and David

[CatWoman]

"Wendy, you need to borrow a Pampers"?

[LiberalHeart]

1. "I don't mind his going to brothels. That's where we met."

[malaise]

2. The whoremonger and the runaway bride

:rofl:

[Snarkoleptic]

3. And I'll keep squeezing them until he gets on the plane back to DC!

[Atman]

4. "And now, presenting the award for Best Tragi-Comedy, Christine Lahti and...

Ray Ramano!"

:applause:

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[SoCalDem]

5. Runaway Wendy

[CatWoman]

17. hahahahahahahahahahaha

:thumbsup:

[BOSSHOG]

6. In the name of Jesus it wasn't liberal sex! And its a private matter

between david and me and God, our own little christian threesome will work things out. And besides why should protestant perverts get all the attention?

[AndyA]

7. "I find his sick, perverted sex fantasies to be disgusting. No way am I going

to have sex with him while he's wearing a dirty diaper! I mean...YUCK!

He also likes to pee on people, and I'm not having any of that on MY high thread count imported sheets. No way. So he can just keep on going to hookers if that's what he wants to do, because I'm not having sex with him ever again. It was awful anyway, he's a really selfish lover."

[KG]

8. she scares me...

:scared:

[Virginia Dare]

9. He's calling ME madam now!...n/t

[Bluebear]

10. "His sick perversions make my eyes bug out! But I love my Lexus, so I'm S-O-L." nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. "WHO'S A BIG BOY! WOODGIE WOODGIE WOO!"

[blogslut]

12. Harcourt Fenton Mudd!

Star Trek reference. :)

[CatWoman]

18. bwahahahahahahaha

[DS1]

13. My name is Captain Janeway, and I'm gonna beam a 2x4 up his Warp Core

[peace13]

14. He's thinking...

All of the diamonds in the world ain't gonna fix this one.

[judaspriestess]

15. he's a motherfucker

but he ain't fucking this mother

[mondo joe]

16. It looks like she already has him in a virtual diaper.

Mommy-issues, I guess.

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Man, he looks drained. What'd she tell him in private?

[guitar man]

20. "dammit, I had him potty trained...

..and those damn hookers ruined it!! Now I have to start all over again, I hope they are happy!!!"

[flying rabbit]

21. Don't make me unhinge my jaw,

and bug my eyes at you... Too late!

[Jillian]

22. I think she is saying "Shut the f*ck up"

I'm sorry - I feel sorry for her.
Just like I felt sorry for Hillary.

It would be awful to find out your spouse cheated on you, but alot worse having to deal with it in front of an audience.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

23. "Hmmm, I wonder if changing my name to Diaper Dave Vitter would help my re-election chances"

"It would certainly help in getting out the diaper fetish vote, which may be the only constituency I have left".