Sen. Vitter has a love child?!-Wonkette

[IChing]

Vitter's Diaper-Clad Love Child Toddles Among Us--from wonkette

Looks like Louisiana’s Greatest Whoremongering Senator David Vitter should’ve considered stronger protection than a diaper. Because according to one blog that we’ve never heard of and that names no sources…

It isn’t yet public, though apparently it’s widely known in Louisiana political circles, that Vitter’s commercial romance was blessed with issue. Reportedly his natural child now lives with her mother in Alexandria, VA. That they are receiving financial support from the Senator has not been shown.
That’s right, it’s widely known that dude has a secret love child, just like Grover Cleveland! Is it true? Who knows! Some blog said it, so it is a kind of true.

http://wonkette.com/politics/ma-ma-where.s-my-pa-dept%27/vitters-diaper+clad-love-child-toddles-among-us-279317.php

[Clark2008]

1. Don't tell me.... it's the Gerber baby.

[IChing]

4. I don't know if this rumor has much credence but it

still could be fun.

[IChing]

5. dupe

[Swamp Rat]

14. Nope

I personally know the real Gerber Baby (he lives in my neighborhood), and he doesn't like Vitter too much. ;)

Plus, he's older than Vitter. :D

[Rosa Luxemburg]

2. OMG it gets worse

who is the mother?

[seemslikeadream]

13. I don't know but

but she's probably not a "WORKING " girl anymore

[mod mom]

3. Past time for the hypocritical diaper dude to resign.

[Binka]

6. Yeah Vitter Shit Or Get Off The Pot

Oh sorry dude I forgot you like the diaper thingy.

[Catherine Vincent]

7. Like Strom Thurmond did? n/t

[Dr.Phool]

8. Maybe they named him....

Strom Vitter.

[Sequoia]

9. Sounds like a bad guy's name in a comic book.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. Big difference between Cleveland and Vitter

The mother of Cleveland's so-called "son" was actually having numerous affairs with several men. All of them were married except Cleveland, and so he accepted the paternity so that there would be no shame cast on the families of the others. He also paid child support to the mother and son, something that even today is often difficult for a custodial parent to obtain.

[SpiralHawk]

11. Republicon "love child"

Love child, never meant to be
Love child, born in poverty
Love child, never meant to be
Love child, take a look at me and the shame of daddy's republicon diapers

I started my life in an old, cold run down diaper-ridden slum
My father left, he never even married mom
I shared the guilt my mama knew
So afraid that others knew I had no name

Love child, never meant to be
Love child, (scorned by) society
Love child, always second best
Love child, different from the rest

Love child, love child, never quite as good
Afraid, ashamed of daddy's diaper fetish and misunderstood

[Swamp Rat]

12. ... in his diapers.... CHANGE ME TIO GIULIANI!!!

poop! :D

[pscot]

15. Ma, Ma, where's my pa?

Gone to the Senate, ha, ha, ha.