Where's Cheney? It could be important tonight.

[berni_mccoy]

[GrantDem]

1. Undisclosed location

:evilgrin:

[Rick Myers]

3. Crypt 006, Cave Bravo Delta Three

On a machine next to Osama Bin Laden.

[annabanana]

2. Under a desk there in the Senate Chamber

(just in case)

[HughMoran]

4. Did he wake up from the Iraq meeting yet?

Evil satanic motherfucker.

[redacted]

5. Locked in his office safe?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

6. In his hidey-hole preparing his next escapade... BOO!

[razors edge]

7. He's hooked up, just in case.

[HereSince1628]

8. Expecting a tie on something? That ain't gonna happen.

Cheney can stay in the bunker planning operation "remember the embassy hostages."

[JTG of the PRB]

9. Inside a giant novelty cake that reads "Congrats, Dems!"

He'll burst out after the cake is wheeled onto the Senate floor and parade around in a sash and a diaper proclaiming his high moral values and how he is right and...

Wait... Cheney? Sorry. I was thinking about somebody else...

[Rene]

10. I should ask my cousin who lives in Jackson Hole, very near his house. She says he's ALWAYS out

there in Wy.....with a LOT of limosine-driven people.

[Rene]

11. I want to see Cheney impeached first....or have to resign. A new VP appointed.

Then impeach * Later they should both be in the docket at the Hague for World crimes against humanity.

[Bitwit1234]

12. He was supposed to have his pacemaker changed

around this time. If he is in the hospital, the secrecy CEO won't want anyone to know where, when, it is being done.

[Lucinda]

13. Having a late night snack?

[newyawker99]

15. Hi wlucinda!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[libodem]

14. I picture him upside down

like a sleeping bat. In a dark closet. Enfolded in his huge black wings.