I'm watching Lieberman, and it makes me a)_______ and want to b)___________ .

[bleever]

He's decrying partisanship. Maybe because he lost his party's nomination and won with Republican votes.

He's a movie version of an ambitious appeaser of wherever power comes from, so my answers are:

a) Cringe.

b) Cry out, like Dr. Who once successfully did, "I deny this reality!"


Please add your own responses.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. a) engage in projectile vomiting, and b) take a shotgun to my teevee.

Just for starters.

[bleever]

Remember what Elvis taught us: don't take it out on the TV.

The vomiting, I can't help with.

[EFerrari]

23. That would do it. n/t

[MADem]

2. It made me switch to HBO2 and watch the BIG LOVE marathon.. nt

[VolcanoJen]

5. You know what I love best about Nicky?

That she can fix shit!! I mean, seriously, she can fix anything. Washing machines, lawn mowers, you name it. :-) Love that show!

[MADem]

26. I guess that's part of the Compound Culture. Recall when she was trying to place the dreadful

Rhonda with distant cousins, the criteria for accepting her was that she be able to spot-weld!

[trashcanistanista]

6. Switch to CNN

and watch Anderson Cooper

[MADem]

25. I don't care for his show. NT

[Arugula Latte]

3. ...

a) can't say because I'd be banned

b) can't say because I'd be banned

Let me just say, my feelings toward Joe Lieberman are not, um, charitable ...

[bleever]

10. You said that much more

delicately than I could have, but with all the more force.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

17. I so understand your position...

F U Joe!

[TwilightGardener]

4. A.--Find Sharp Object B.--Poke out eye.

[flvegan]

7. a) angry and want to b) release the video of GWB with my cock in his mouth

Or his cock in my mouth, I don't care.

Maybe then we'd have impeachment not only on the table, but sporting two drumsticks, stuffing and a side of mashed 'taters.

[bleever]

19. This is a response

with true literary grace.
Beauty, from Joe's shit.

:thumbsup:

[Rick Myers]

8. We're watching My Life on the D-List!!!

Much more fun!!! Fuck Joe!!!

[VolcanoJen]

9. a) Take a Louisville Slugger to b) Podium.

}(

[bleever]

24. Joe gave his love a cherry, that had no bone...

[VolcanoJen]

27. Oh, that is f'n beautiful!!

:loveya: bleever!! :loveya:

[Rick Myers]

41. Hey Jen!!! How are you???

:hug:

[VolcanoJen]

42. Rick!!!!

Hi honey!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

A good night to be among friends. :-)

[More Than A Feeling]

11. a)curse repeatedly b) randomly light things on fire.

[koopie57]

12. think his batteries are running down

and makes me want to kick him in the ass.

[Lint Head]

13. a) Take a shower b) Cleanse my thoughts

[DS1]

14. pissed - something violent

[cynatnite]

15. a) sick b)gag him with his own sock n/t

[Swamp Rat]

16. puke

[VolcanoJen]

30. Swamp!!!!!

I'm still trying to cleanse my eyes of the "Senator Diapers" image, and now you give me Holy Joe and Penguins! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Swamp Rat]

44. Way'at VolcanoJen!

Sorry 'bout dat! :hug:

and dis... :D

[tsuki]

18. We have Al-Qaeda on the run? Did I hear that correctly? nt

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

20. DO OVER? He just said we all want a DO OVER. I was going to post something else and then he said

that.

MKJ

[bleever]

21. Now he's reading Zawahiri's rants on the Senate floor!

What an asshole.

[jazzjunkysue]

22. "I'm not making this up."

"The same people who attacked us on 911 cannot be allowed to defeat us in Iraq."

It's amazing. We almost put this nose picker in the white house.

[bleever]

28. I don't know why you call him a "nosepicker"

but I'm struck by the poetic beauty and truth of the image.

[VolcanoJen]

29. We actually *did* put this nose-picker in the White House.

He'd be telling Leahy to go F himself right now. Alternate realities freak me out! :-)

[bleever]

32. Oh great, now I'm REALLY depressed and conflicted.

:rofl:

[VolcanoJen]

35. You're welcome!

Hey, anytime! }(

This will cheer you up. I've been laughing about it ever since I read about the Michael Vick case today.

[Bryan]

31. Lieberman's weariness is hilarious

I mean, he normally sounds like he chased a fistful of 'ludes with a cup of Nyquil, but he's nodding off on his feet. Such a distinguished representative. I assume he usually has a 9 p.m. sharp bedtime like his pal *.

[BlooInBloo]

33. (a) so proud of the Connecticut electorate, and want to...

... (b) shake the hand of each of the approximately 150,000 Democrats who voted for him. (One doesn't expect any better of the approximately 200,000 republican voters.)

[EFerrari]

34. "They want a better future than al Quaida and Iran controlling their country"

I want your tax records, Joe.

[marlakay]

36. I know I have cspan on and thank god he is over

he is sickening...its hard to believe i ever voted for him through gore...ugh...

[bleever]

38. Sherrod Brown is the palate-cleansing Peter Falk after Joe's

patrician sourpuss suckup act.

[midnight]

43. I said the same thing. I was at the gym working out, and moaned

loud enough for people to look towards my direction. I couldn't help it. I had to change the channel.

[MrSlayer]

37. A) Puzzled B) Disembowel a rabid beaver.

Dude is out there.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

39. a.

Gain a new appreciation for the meaning of the word "ennui".

b. Slam a meth-crazed skunk, ass first, into his gaping maw with a 16 lb. sledgehammer.

[bleever]

40. While those two responses are at the opposite

ends of the spectrum of poetry, they unite the ends through their mutual necessity.