Cheney sent me a letter....

[The Straight Story]

Dear citizen,
I have been spying on you for months and thought I would write to let you know of my dissatisfaction with your lack of support of our president and his fight against the terrorists in Iraq and elsewhere.

Yes, our troops are dying - but better them than you or I, correct? This war is an investment - in both our safety and security of oil. And like all investments you don't put money in that you cannot afford to lose. We have plenty of troops, so don't worry about them.

And someday this investment will pay off for both myself and others. The money that would have been wasted on health care and the poor - which are poor investments with little return - has instead been wisely put into the hands of experienced contractors and companies with hundreds of years combined experience in spending money.

We have done all we can to educate you and others, the product of terrorism has been sold to you in hopes that you will understand how important it is that we buy the things needed to save you. And yet citizen's like you have been on record as thinking the problems here at home need more money and attention. Who is trying to kill you? The homeless, the handicapped, the poor? No - Al Qaeda is. You just cannot see things from a reasonable point of view.

We must fight this war, and the war on drugs. These things might hurt you - this is all for you.

Health care won't help you, food pantries, none of the things on the liberal agenda will save you because there are only two threats we should focus on - drugs and terrorists.

The President and myself would like to invite you to change your mind. August is coming soon, and 8-12-07 is a magic date for terrorists (8+12+7 = 27, 2 + 7 = 9...ya see? Spooky ain't it.) If nothing happens that day, it is because we had your support to stop it.

Please, think of the children and the money and the oil....

[illinoisprogressive]

1. Fantastic. love it.

[dweller]

2. you didn't use the sample talcum powder included,

did you?

dp

[The Straight Story]

3. rofl!

Ha duzy written all over it.

[CrispyQ]

4. The children, the money, the oil,

OH MY!

A Republican wet dream come true.

[immoderate]

10. They used to tell us it was for jobs!

Can't use that any more.

--IMM

[NanceGreggs]

5. Too cool, SS!!!

GREAT piece!

:kick: and REC'd!

[immoderate]

6. Is this real?

:)

--IMM

[The Straight Story]

8. Based on what I have heard....

I expect to get one in the mail any day now :)

[immoderate]

9. Ach!

:scared:

--IMM

[lpbk2713]

7. He sent the rest of the country two letters ... F ... U