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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 05:32 PM
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The Rapture® has begun in Midtown Manhattan
Edited on Wed Jul-18-07 05:40 PM by Bleachers7
Something blowed up. Chrysler building? History. Grand Central? Don't go there. People are running through the streets screaming while fire rains from the sky. Some of them are literally disappearing. The end is near and I'm spending it on DU!

Please save me Jerry Falwell.
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The Count Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 05:34 PM
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1. Who knew it would be Con Ed bringing it on?
:evilgrin:
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peace13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 05:35 PM
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2. Hey Jerry if you peek god won't take ya! n/t
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roamer65 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 05:55 PM
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3. Dogs and cats living together...you know...mass hysteria!
My favorite line from Ghostbusters.
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 05:56 PM
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4. StayPuff Marshmallow Man is on his way
Just remember...
If someone asks you if you're a God, you say Yes!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 06:33 PM
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5. Fear
"Is this the day? Is this the beginning of the end? There is no time to wonder, no time to ask, 'Why is it happening, why is it finally happening?' There is time only for fear, for the piercing pain of panic. Do we pray? Or do we merely run now, and pray later? Will there be a later? Or is this the day?"
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 06:36 PM
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6. Fundies! Do you hear?! It is now time for you to give away all your things!
Strip nekkid, Fundies! Jebus is going to suck you up with his RaptureVac any minute now!
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 06:41 PM
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8. lol
It's steam powered I suppose.
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kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 06:37 PM
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7. nah, that was the rupture... n/t
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 06:47 PM
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9. DOH!
:rofl:
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