George Bush announces new climate concerts

[u2spirit]

President George W Bush announced today that the success of rightful President Al Gore's Live Earth Concerts have inspired him to plan a host of concerts this fall deemed "Scorched Earth" concerts. "Our goal is to promote the viability of No Bid contracts and pollution heavy company's ccontrol of the EPA as the way to go here in America. "In other words, business not only can solve the environmental problem, it can make it worse, which helps the billionaires secure more money through the facism of my government, heh heh!"

[marmar]

1. Featuring Ted Nugent, Toby Keith and Britney Spears?

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[rpannier]

2. Uhhhhh....Bush will be playing solo

Kind of like when Katrina hit and he was in San Diego jamming on his guitar.
karl rove will be dancing to scrubbies guitar playing

Ought to be ear deafening -- maybe ear bleeding

[u2spirit]

3. Yes

Gene Simmons, Brittany Spears, Ted Nugent and William Hung will be the headliners for this groundbreaking affair. Hung, who literally sucked cock on American Idol said "Anythhing I can do to distract from the disaster that the war in Iraq is is my pleasure." Nugent could not be reached for comment as he was busy beating the living shit out of a groupie.

[rzemanfl]

4. That would be a good campaign ad, showing B.S. saying

"trust our president," then flashing her pubes, showing off her shaved head, beating on cars and in rehab. Oh, and some vomit shots.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. And Country Music Superstar Charlie Daniels!

:hi: marmar :D

[lutefisk]

6. Dennis Miller will emcee the concerts

...as well as provide commentary on FOX News, the exclusive media outlet for the concerts.

edit: Of course Miller will have to remote broadcast (using Skype) from the showroom of the Super 8 Motel in Branson , MO, where he is under contract.