Now Meet: Mr. Champ Whiteson

[Lautremont]

I often wonder why somebody doesn't just lay the facts out to Tony "I Don't Know" Snow at one of those press conferences. Just say "Okay. You had a problem post-9/11 with terrorists all across the globe. You had a national mandate to go get them, and to mainly go get Osama Bin Laden. The entire world was behind you on this. So you decided to concentrate on sending the army into Iraq, and now, over four years and almost 3700 dead soldiers later, you've got nothing to show for it but increased terrorist activity in Iraq, plenty of it elsewhere, and OBL still at large. Good fucking work, imbeciles!"

This would be followed by a heavily ironic slow clap.

[bpcmxr]

1. I like the cut of your jib.

:)

[SpiralHawk]

2. Hey, that's what Commander AWOL said to Jeff Gannon

And I hear it's what Sen. David Vitter (R) paid prostitutes to say to him when he squggled into his Huggies.