How many neocons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Hamlette]

A. None. God won't let their light bulbs go out. And it's an impertinent question.

or

A. None. George Bush predicts the light bulb will be fully capable of changing itself within 3 months.

or

A. Neocons don't bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on Darkness and set the house on fire.

or

A: None. The socket welcomes the light bulb with candy and flowers.

or

A. That's an interesting question, one that I'm sure future historians will investigate in detail. Look, let me address this issue up front: I don't know who's been installing light bulbs or who hasn't. That's none of my business. There's a lot of different views, there's a range of views, and a lot of concerns, and we are working to accommodate those concerns. We know at this point that we still have some work to do and we are working very hard to address these issues. We're not making estimates. At this point what you've had are some fairly -- you had some dramatic testimony and comments -- by the way, you can expect people to be ventilating these differing points of views in coming days. Our view is you have to have a resolution that offers a solution. And you're going to have people -- there is sometimes, you'll be surprised to hear, a disparity between comments made in public for domestic audiences around the world, and comments made in private, as well. In short, we don't want to comment on an ongoing investigation. (Tony? That you?)

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

1. lol! Andrew Sullivan! He's so pissed that the neocons co-oped his party. :) nt

[Hamlette]

4. he has been relentless

not only against the neocons but the Christianists.

Oh yeah, and the Bushies.

[enid602]

2. How many

How many neocons does it take to screw a country? Not that many, apparently.

[Jack Rabbit]

3. How can you tell if a neocon is lying?

Either his lips are moving or there is printed verbage underneath his byline.

What is the difference between a neoconservative Bush the Frat Boy?
A neocon is literate.

[HughBeaumont]

5. None. They'd offshore the position to Hyderabad and pocket the savings.

[applegrove]

6. How many? "None of your business you peon. Everyone knows that

neocons are supposed to be the only ones who get the light. The rest of you are supposed to be in darkness. Makes it easier to win".

LOL!

[Patsy Stone]

7. None

The lightbulb must be able to screw itself in by its bootstraps.

[Swamp Rat]

8. F. Report to the nearest re-education camp.

[Pab Sungenis]

9. First you need a lightbulb big enough.

Then some prostitutes and Congressional pages.

[annabanana]

10. That last one is so. . . .so. . . so

B*SH! LOL I can just hear him stammering through that passage!

[Wednesdays]

12. A few references to 911, and it would be perfect B*sh

:rofl:

[rateyes]

11. Neocons? Change?

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

[Mythsaje]

13. Neocons don't screw in lightbulbs...

They screw in diapers.

[BringEmOn]

14. Let's hope it's not too late to unscrew the country.

[struggle4progress]

15. How many can you afford?

[Kip Humphrey]

16. It takes a village... a bombed out village of refugees.

[Bucky]

17. Three. One to be elected to high office, one to rig the election, and one more....

...who gets the two billion dollar contract to change light bulbs in Iraq (although they don't screw it in right).

Q: How many reporters does it take to report on the story of the $2billion light bulb?
A: All of them.

[deutsey]

18. None. They put all their time, money, and resources into justifying the darkness. n/t