"Sub-pee-nuh? That sounds down right dirty..." -Harriet Miers- (satire)

[politicaholic]

HARRIET MIERS: The Man, The Myth,
The Half Man/Half Myth Creature...
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!


Another illegal from Texistan
sneaking into the capital and
compromising our freedoms.

Am I writing this article too late?
Is this old news? Now that this story is a week old is it taboo to still want to write about it. Look away, there's nothing to see here except Harriet "Dirty Harry" Miers, still roaming the streets being contemptuous of the courts and raising her twiggy old finger to the congress. Suuuuuuch a suck up. Suuuuuch a hack. Suuuuuuch a violation of what she studied at DeVry School of Legal Stuff. You know, those classes about the Constitution and other boring documents written by dead liberals didn't show her the ramifications of her actions. She's from Texas. She's a Republican. She's not beholden to these "laws". Frontier justice. That's her specialty. Now step aside, she has some constitution to ignore.


Harriet sits with all of the friends she'll have after
she's legally forced to testify about...uh...firing lawyers
or something? Was that bad? Yes?...ohhhh...okay.

If Harriet Miers didn't know everything...then she didn't know anything
There's some republican logic for ya. I am probably not the first one to think this. It's the all-or-nothing, black-or-white, paper-or-plastic mentality common among extremists and children before the age of two. If Harriet Miers is more loyal to the President than the American people, then what does that make her? Well, I have no idea, but I know that it doesn't end in 'ocracy' I'll tell you that.

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Harriet, innocent in HS.......Soul for sale! Oh! Hello Mr. Bush......2008, the final transformation is complete

Will someone in congress treat this lady like a normal American citizen and arrest her, drag her ass into court, or at least throw her in jail already? You are beginning to look like impotent fools. Yes, there is a war on, but there's also a constitutional crisis going on here. It's called "multi-tasking". Smart people do it. Figure it out! The Executive and Judicial branches have recently shown that they are willing to ignore the constitution. Please, do not allow the Legislative branch do the same thing or Democracy will begin to fail and a lack of Democracy does not fair well for "Dem-o-crats". ACT NOW DUMMYS!!!



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