My "Poetic Justice" Suggestions for Michael Vick

[NashVegas]

If the NFL isn't going to at least suspend his padded ass, I say:

The name on the back of his jersey shall be "Jane"

Incomplete pass: chained to a buried car axle for no less than 20 days.

Intercepted pass: get shot at with a .22 caliber pistol

Bad hand-off: get electrocuted

Get sacked: splashed with a water hose and electrocuted.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0717072vick1.html

[MikeE]

1. No, something better

anyone who is involved gets stripped naked and torn apart by the dogs that were trained, but are now to dangerous to enter society.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

2. Jon Stewart...

had a good one last night: cover him in liver and put him in a ring with a few of those dogs.

I like it....

[NashVegas]

3. Ooh, I Like That, Too

Shall we attach said liver to any particular part of the body?

[Johonny]

4. shouldn't you wait til

he at least gets convicted of a crime?

[NashVegas]

5. Read the Documents

There are multiple witnesses.

In the meantime, the Titan's Pacman Jones is serving a year's suspension because Nashville finally had enough of his bullshit.

[judaspriestess]

6. here's a better one Ricky Williams gets banned from the

NFL for meditating and smoking weed. Not violent enough for the nfl.

We don't watch the nfl anymore anyway. Stopped a few years ago. Soccer, basketball (my team is considered sooooo boring cause they are good guys)and college football is where I'll hang my hat on.

[msongs]

7. gee what if he is innocent of the charges? but don't let that possibility stop you :-) nt

[emilyg]

8. he's not innocent.