Bush and Osama bin Laden are tied at the hip. Take a look at their new ad.

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WE'RE GOING TO RUIN AMERICA"
That's the title of the new Osama bin Laden & George Bush joint ad.

Osama bin Laden--"George Bush is my great friend---

He Failed to take me out after 9-11, keeping me free to do my evil deeds. And I thank you for that.

He removed Saddam Hussein, the secular dictator, enemy of mine, so that Iraq could become the safe haven and breeding grounds for my Islamo-terrorist friends. And I thank you for that.

He wasted resources in Iraq, instead of securing aircraft, ports, chemical, nuclear, and power plants, subways, trains in the U.S. And I thank you for that.

He wasted his Army and Marines in Iraq, so they cannot leverage power and diplomacy on my friends in Afganistan, Pakistan, North Korea, Syria, and Iran. And I thank you for that.

He delivered such heavy-handed support for Israel (unlike America's 50+ years of consistent but subtle support), that there are more and more Muslims now flocking to me. And what those Jews don't know is that the support is so that Israel is preserved for the Rapture/Armageddon, at which time those Jews who didn't convert will perish. And I thank you for that.

I love this man." (big wet kiss on Bush like McCain and Lieberman).


Finale: "I'm George Bush." "And I'm Osama bin Laden." Both: "And we approve this message."