The blivet getting a colonoscopy tomorrow, per Tony Snow. Post

[babylonsister]

your first thought!

:popcorn:

[Homer Wells]

1. My heart goes out to the Colonoscopy machine

There are some places that even it should not go.

Besides, how will it fit past *'s head???

:evilgrin: :spray:

[annabanana]

2. Will he undergo a craniumectomy?. . . n/t

[helderheid]

4. !!!!

:rofl: :yourock:

[grace0418]

20. He did that years ago.

Besides, in his case checking his colon and his brain could be done with the same procedure.

[htuttle]

37. I guess they're trying to solve that 'ingrown head' problem he's had

[la la]

3. will *'s polyps

be bronzed and hung from Karl's rearview mirror?

[blondeatlast]

5. Hope it's industrial strength to penetrate all that hardened waste product. nt

[madokie]

6. which end do that do that from

which one is the asshole I ask

[lumberjack_jeff]

23. I was thinking the same thing.

Test both ends - just to be safe

[AllegroRondo]

7. will they find his brain?

[TwilightGardener]

12. Hope they don't mistake it for a polyp and remove it. Of course, it won't

make a difference, really.

[blondeatlast]

8. Cheney is in charge. God help us all, God help us all.

:scared:

[Contrary1]

9. Geez, it's "Breaking News" on MSNBC

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

Maybe they will be able to remove Shrub's head from his ass, but I doubt it would make much difference.

[goclark]

43. They find it important to tell us

that he is having a routine exam and can't tell us about the Plame Situation or why they lie all the time.


:mad:

[Beetwasher]

10. Brain Surgery?

:shrug:

First they'll have to remove Gonzo's lips from his rectum.

[supernova]

11. Is there any chance

the MD could have an Ooops!

Incapacitate the doofus and leave us to deal with the many headed Hydra that is Dick Cheney.

[tandot]

13. They better be careful not to poke his eyes

but then, his head is so far up his ass, their instrument is probably not long enough to go that far.

[PA Democrat]

14. Bet Bush's publicly funded health insurance won't give him the hassle

that my private insurance company did over paying for MY colonoscopy. Bet he won't have to take 30 hours out of his schedule to fight with crooks trying to wrongfully deny him coverage.

[Clark2008]

15. I always knew he was full of shit.

[TwilightGardener]

16. For a few blessed hours at least, Chimpy will be silenced--

won't be able to talk with his "mouth" full.

[charlie]

17. Cheney's chance to pardon the doofus

while he's the Acting President.

[Vinca]

18. Let's all hope Dick doesn't nuke anyone while the Chimp's out. nt

[TahitiNut]

19. He's been performing a self-inflicted colonoscopy for over 20 years.

[Ganja Ninja]

21. I hope they tie the scope in a knot and jam it in sideways.

[JacquesMolay]

22. I woke up in the middle of my colonoscopy...

... after having been put down with demerol and versed. I could feel the scope up in my intestines, and it didn't feel good, let me tell you. In my drugged state, I shouted "what the fuck is that?" and they hit me with the demerol again. I hope something like this happens to Bush as well.

[CTyankee]

47. That happened to me, too, but at the time I had a raging case of

diverticulitis. I kept telling them I could feel it and to give me more anasthesia and they said I was getting all they could give me!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

24. Great. That means he's gonna be fasting today.

He's gonna be in a REAL pissy mood- hope he doesn't spontaneously do something (new) incredibly stupid because of it...

[rodeodance]

25. i thought of how good his health care is compared to many in the US

[mopinko]

26. it will be a long, long prep.

someone so full of shit will be on the can for DAYS! of course, cheney would be impossible.

[mikelgb]

27. cheney taking over because of coloscopy?

jokes over

[NMMNG]

28. I pity whomever has to see that a$$hole's a$$hole

S/he must have a stomach of iron. :scared:

[opihimoimoi]

29. They should use those plumbers snakes for plugged 4" drainage pipes. the ones with TEETH at the end

[PDittie]

30. Cranial-rectal inversion

[bear425]

31. So, that means he's poopin' his brains out today... n/t

[Mabus]

32. George is still looking for those WMDs

and this is one of the places he hasn't bothered to look yet?

[LeftishBrit]

33. This will result in a very interesting photo of Tony Blair!

In his usual location...

[smoogatz]

34. Finally, he's going to be getting the same treatment he's been dishing out

to the rest of the country for the last six years.

[Parche]

35. Holy Sh*t

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DemoTex]

36. Reminds me of a story my sister tells about a R/W Alabama congressman.

Sis took him to Walter Reed and dropped him off for his freebie GI work-up, which included a colonoscopy (she was on his congressional office staff in DC). A couple of hours later she picked him up.

As he got in the car he said, "Boy, those docs sure were pissed at me!"

"Why?" asked my sister.

"Because I didn't drink that Colyte yesterday like I was supposed to," sez he.

[TahitiNut]

41. Well, "pissed" is the other side of it.

I can easily understand why he didn't drink the Colyte. It would've resulted in his skull imploding.

[TwilightGardener]

44. Yeah, I witnessed a colonoscopy being done without the adequate "prep"

work, as a student nurse--patient didn't drink enough Golytely and the result was a spray of fecal matter around the room. That's one sure way to turn medical professionals against you!

[AngryOldDem]

38. How will they know which end to stick the scope? n/t

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

39. Didn't one of * brothers have colon cancer?

edit to add~
Marvin had colitis.
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/06/28/bush.tests/index.html
Bush said the only family history of colon trouble was the colitis suffered by his brother, Marvin, the youngest Bush brother.

[shadowknows69]

40. They should do a Cat scanon his head and psych evaluation first?

[Warren Stupidity]

42. That means he'll be shitting his brains out tonight.

Oh wait, that isn't possible.

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

45. They want to make sure he is a perfect asshole! nt

[Tulum_Moon]

46. Will he be knocked out?

Cheeny might start a war!

[pepperbear]

48. OMG! So THAT'S where the Bill of Rights went! n/t

[Pyrzqxgl]

52. He used it for toilet paper in 2001

[rateyes]

49. That will have to be one helluva big camera to see

everything up that horse's ass!

[rateyes]

50. Cheney was heard to remark:

Go fuck yourself, George!!

[Spirochete]

51. I have to get one next Friday

I hate to think that I have even one thing in common with that moronic slug.