They gonna find a HUGH piece of shit stuck in Bushies ASS and he will RESIGN

[opihimoimoi]

Its gonna be cancerous and it will be his ticket to get outta Dodge.

Cheney becomes President...prolly appoint Gary Bauer for VP...him being a PNACer

Dats my View on this ass reaming thing....

[LiberalArkie]

1. Or maybe they will remove it and he will starting acting like a human

[Unreconstructed Lib]

2. How will they distinguish it from his mouth?

[opihimoimoi]

23. I don't know...both have teeth....

[Unreconstructed Lib]

30. Maybe the teeth in his ass aren't quite as brown.

[opihimoimoi]

34. Its the size of the ALIENs Teeth....LOL

[driver8]

3. Maybe they will find the brain that has been missing all of these years...

and pissypants will actually become human!

[opihimoimoi]

5. Recent X Rays reveal his brain has shrunk to the size of a prune...no hope to resuscitate it

[Initech]

4. Bush *IS* a huge piece of shit.

I don't think removing any part of it will make much of a difference.

[opihimoimoi]

7. I have to say he is indeed one LARGE ROVING DIAPER

[Initech]

10. Quick! Call David Vitter!

:rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

12. Vitters size is way too small for the Bush...lol

[Initech]

24. Yeah, Vitter is a triple extra large. Bush is quadruple.

:rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

33. They both full of shit???.....my mind cannot 2 at once....

:puke:

[Initech]

36. No, the difference is...

Vitter wears them to get his jollies. Bush is just full of shit.

[opihimoimoi]

37. ROTFLMAO.....OK, I got it now.....If that is the case..the doctors need a Cat 747 Excavator for the

job...takes out 30 tons at a time....

[Initech]

39. You may need more than that.

I was thinking one of those machines that is capable of boring into mountains to create tunnels. That should do the trick.

[opihimoimoi]

45. Like the one used to make the CHUNNEL...from England to France??

[Individualist]

6. That "hugh" piece of shit

is DLC, and its head is so far up Chimp's ass that doctors won't be able to remove it.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Upon further examination...it is not the DLC but rather the GOP

[Individualist]

16. Same thing

"This is why the DLC is dangerous. For all their claims of supposedly wanting to help Democrats, they employ people like Marshall Wittman who specifically try to undermine the Democratic Party, even if it means he has to publicly defecate out the most rank and easily-debunkable lies. They reguarly give credence to the right wing's agenda and its worst, most unsupportable lies. They are the real force that tries to make sure this country is a one party state and that Democrats never really challenge the Republicans in a serious way."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-sirota/why-the-dlc-is-so-dangero_b_13640.html

"Without a doubt, the DLC is the most fundamentalist organization within the caucus, the most ideologically rigid, and the most destructive to the progressive cause."

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/5/24/1712/23448

[opihimoimoi]

21. What you are saying is: The DLC is the GOPs cover....the DLC has been Comp'd with GOP types

I can go with this....

Some of our new Reps elected in 06 are of the same stripe...

In RI...one Carl Sheeler ran against Sheldon Whitehouse in the Dem primary(06)....got 8% an lost...but in the Gen Elect...he backed the Pub Candidate....revealing he was a closet Pub running as a DEM...these guys are clever and decievers....He even came to the DU for support....

[AntiFascist]

54. More like PNAC-types....

war-mongering hawks can exist on both sides of the political spectrum I suppose.

[havocmom]

26. Dat's a fact!

Check links in my sig line for reminders of what DEMS on the Hill have pulled off (along with raising awareness with the citizenry about high crimes and misdemeanors so enough people will eventually howl at the GOP to join DEMS to impeach)

[ellenfl]

8. nah, they're going to find his head or cheney's hand. eom

[opihimoimoi]

LOL...I could go w that....

[TahitiNut]

20. Lieberman's nose will be right next to Cheney's left hand and Smirk's skull,

It's crowded in there.

[opihimoimoi]

22. OMG....the CROWD...run for your lives...its the CROWD in there...

[TwilightGardener]

11. Hope they don't pull out the fecal impaction--those are his brains. He might still need them.

[opihimoimoi]

13. His brains have been comp'd with MCD...errr, Mad Conservative Disease

[thereismore]

14. they might find a gerbil. nt

[opihimoimoi]

17. OMG...not the Dreaded Gerbil...? LOL....

[Octafish]

40. A gerbil by the name of Alberto.

A gerbil by any other name would still stink like BFEE.

[opihimoimoi]

47. LOL....Gerbils in the ASS,,,,how Republican...How PNACesque

[malaise]

15. This is how hubby put it

The President gets his ass examined and out comes a Dick.
:rofl: :rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

18. Now dats funny...sending wine and Lobsters....

:toast:

[malaise]

19. LOL

I'll tell him :D

[havocmom]

27. Now, THAT's a Friday News Dump

:rofl:

[malaise]

28. Good spot

:rofl:

[havocmom]

25. Hugh Piece of Shit?

I think I dated him once.

[opihimoimoi]

32. LOL, you dated a POS...OMG...the Horrors...

[Hubert Flottz]

29. They are looking for a new Turdblossom the old one is about petered

out.

Edit...When Bush junior popped out of Ma BushCo's pouch, a turd did too, at the same time. The doctor threw away the baby by mistake and kept the turd.

[opihimoimoi]

31. LOL...damn you Hubert.....pieces of my breakfast over the keyboard...

[LostInAnomie]

35. Maybe they'll find Ted Haggard's wrist-watch

Off topic: When I first read the title of this thread I thought it said : "They gonna find a HUGH piece of shit truck in Bushies ASS and he will RESIGN". I thought, "With a truck up there, no wonder he has that dumb-ass caveman/cowboy walk."

[opihimoimoi]

38. Wrist watch??? Hey ya wanna watch that kinda talk,,,no one mentions fisting around here LOL

But its something I can believe...with these dudes...everything is possible....

Even Haggards wrist watch...OH the HORROR of it all.

[alfredo]

41. You know sometimes otherwise healthy individuals

have serious reactions to anesthesia. Maybe Cheney sees bush as damaged goods and needs to be "retired." Enough brain cells die, the 25th amendment kicks in. Cheney becomes president for life, and bush at his ranch watches the dancing colors in the cartoons and drools in his lap.

It's tragic, but George and Laura become sympathetic characters. Cheney milks it for all it is worth, and his numbers come out of the lower teens, just high enough to ensure he can get away with bombing the shit out of Tehran.

[Octafish]

42. Doctor will say, ''Kenny Boy! So that's where you been hiding!''

Then again, nothing really will have changed.

[opihimoimoi]

48. The Anus Bunker, or is it the Sphinter Bunker??

[Octafish]

55. CHENEY is Gerbil One!

Guy's born for the job.

[opihimoimoi]

56. More like EVIL ONE

Sinister and forboding

[SammyWinstonJack]

43. george will only resign when he is allowed too. And I truly believe he wants nothing but too resign

His power trip is weighing heavily on him and besides he has all the money he has ever dream of having.

[Jed Dilligan]

44. The growth... it's hugh.... it's (GASP)

HIS HEAD!

[opihimoimoi]

46. LOL,....its his HEAD...OMG...ITS HIS HEAD.....Thats where his brains are...UP HIS ASS!!!!!...OMG

[Swamp Rat]

49. This is jus' a practice run.

Tricky Dick is trying to fool everyone into thinking that he does NOT have designs on the presidency.... ya see, a fool kan't get fooled again! :headbang:

He'll let George act like pretzeldent for a while longer, then he'll take him quail hunting. ;)

[opihimoimoi]

50. And what kind of beer does Bushie boy drinks....? and,,,Cheneys robotic mind has crashed again? More

and more frequently too,,,? These are dangerous times my friend...

Swampy, we gatta do all we can to rid our Nation of these NEO's and NACers....they are "Killing the American Dream"

[Hubert Flottz]

52. Shrub needs to call Roto Rudy and let him take care of his shit.

Roto Rudy Rehab can fix any GOPer who becomes bogged down in the poopy department. Got a clogged pooper call the man with the plan!

[opihimoimoi]

53. Well, the shit is in the pathologist dept for analysis...they wanna see what his shit is made of

Some are calling it TOUGH, others Rough, and a few BAD...whatever....But...no one is calling it GOOD SHIT

I call it CHICKEN SHIT

Pa pak pa pak PAH PAK.....pak pak pak cluckle...

[Canuckistanian]

51. Very erudite analysis

Emphasis on the "anal"