Caption Time!

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[RedStateShame]

1. "It's a pleasure to meet your, Mr. Ali."

[TheBaldyMan]

2. Mission Impossible ? Man tries to knock some sense into pResident

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. No caption, but look at McFuckwad's foot positioning in 1st pic

Unsteady postural stance, or sway, can be quantified using a pressure-sensitive force plate, also known as a postural sway board. The sway board can measure precisely how much a person sways while standing by recording changes of pressure in the feet (e.g., Mauritz et al., 1979). For example, as a person sways to the left, increased pressure is placed on the lateral edge of the left foot and the medial edge of the right foot. Continuous adjustments in pressure, which reflect attempts to maintain a steady upright posture, are measured in terms of their distance from an averaged center of pressure (COP) locus on the sway board. Studies using this type of quantitative postural sway measure have shown that patients affected by cerebellar degeneration or other conditions that involve the cerebellum, such as autism or alcohol, have more postural sway than do controls, particularly when patients’ lesions or structural abnormalities are concentrated in the vermis (Baloh et al., 1998; Bhattacharya et al., 1987; Bronstein et al., 1990; Kohen-Raz et al., 1992; Mauritz et al., 1979).

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1360175

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6. I've always thought he walked funny

I know he's supposed to have messed up his knee or something a while back and that's why rides bikes now.

But being the mother of a child with hemi-paresis, due to cerebral palsy, I wonder if old Dubya might have some kind of neurological disorder. The left foot is always curved upwards.

[Benhurst]

9. My guess is he's wearing lifts in his shoes.

[Kurovski]

4. Slow learner...

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7. noice

And quick, too! :)

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. ...

:spray:

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "Stink and move George, Stink and move!"

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "Boy, this woulda been great if I had taken 'Boxing' instead

of 'craft fair' at summer camp. Then I could show him old longhorn shuffle, and pop him in the snot-hole while he's still trying to read my mind. . . . Geez. . . . Woulda been great."

[Cyrano]

11. "Is he laughing at my limp wrist? Maybe Dick will let me bomb his house."

[Ino]

12. "I'm a deserter, not a fighter!"

I could take a more convincing pose than that (54yo woman). He looks so... weak, cringing, wimpy.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. DING DING! Whap! Thud!

OK so it's more a fantasy than it is a caption ;)