Doctors to check Bush's ass; Cheney in charge

[fryguy]

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/07/20/bush.colonoscopy/index.html


I suppose we will soon find out just how much damage the dark lord can do if put in charge, even for a brief time as acting president.....

[Greeby]

1. Well, having Cheney's hand stuck up there can do a lot of damage

:evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I thought Cheney was his ass?

[daa]

5. How could you beat me to that? Good job nt

[notadmblnd]

3. hopefully, he'll spend a quiet day,.,,,,

just shooting his friends and associates in the face.

[KeepItReal]

4. Imagine all the Executive Orders and pardons Cheney will be able to issue on Sat....

Dayum!

[MADem]

8. He'll give himself one--nothing to stop him!

AND...nothing that says he has to TELL us, either....

[RavensChick]

11. I'm afraid.

Very afraid.

:scared:

[the_sheep_look_up]

6. Bush butt check

The doctor's biggest problem will be removing the head and all the noses in there before inserting the probe.

[MADem]

7. Makes one think up a plot for a horrible movie--a nefarious #2 stages a secret coup

He gets the anesthesiologist in on it, and they OD the guy/claim he has a "bad reaction" and it either does him in or renders him a drooling idiot....(Ok, Ok, I anticipate commentary, but this is FICTION, now), old "Go Fuck Yerself" rubs his hands together in glee.....then, the Doc has a crisis of conscience, so old GFY knocks HIM off too...but he told his wife, so she's gotta go as well!

Enter some hero, who smells a rat. Exciting plot twists ensue....

[3waygeek]

12. "renders him a drooling idiot"

Sorry, but that ship has sailed...

[EVDebs]

9. Soooo, Bush visits with Dr. Thickfinger today ?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. Cheney will be replacing the alien implant that dwells in Bush's colon