ROUTINE Colonoscopy

[BOSSHOG]

I don't give a fuck about bush but it is reported that he will be having a routine colonoscopy. I'd hate to have a complicated one.

[charlie]

1. It is complicated

It wasn't easy finding Lieberman a temporary place to stay while they poke around in there.

[Unreconstructed Lib]

2. Uh.

:spray:

[Totally Committed]

3. I nominate this for post of the week! LOLOL!

:rofl:

That is a killer!!!

TC

[Frustratedlady]

8. That is tooooooo funny! Thanks for the laugh!

In his case, isn't a colonoscopy the same as a brain scan? Just askin'!

[AllieB]

14. I just spewed water all over my screen!

:rofl:

[Posteritatis]

20. :D! (nt)

[asjr]

4. I just hope when the doctor

finishes the colonoscopy he will widen the area then perform a lobotomy.

[zanne]

5. My doctor promised I'd have Happy Juice....

Even more than the average person. (I begged). I have mine next week. IS NOTHING SACRED?

[cassiepriam]

16. The procedure itself is a breeze compared to drinking the yucky liquid the night before.

To clean you out. That is the worst part of it all.

[CTyankee]

19. Colonoscopies prevent colon cancer, so I guess you could say your life

is sacred!

All kidding aside, I just visited my dentist, a very nice man, who refused to have his routine colonoscopy until he got very sick and when they did the procedure found a tumor. Luckily they got it all thru surgery and he is fine. As his doctor said, "No one needs to die of colon cancer any more."

Even tho mine was uncomfortable (I was sick with severe diverticulitis at the time) I will be glad to get one when I am due next year. My mother lived til age 94 and I think I should too!

[zanne]

22. You're right, of course.

I'm glad there are grownups around when I need them!:hi:

[Aviation Pro]

6. They'll pull a couple of polyps...

...out of Asshole's asshole.

[KaryninMiami]

13. Polyps isn't all that's stacked up there

The shit he's been dishing out to the world for the past 6 years has to come from somewhere...

While they have him under anesthesia, perhaps they might consider cutting some of the ----never mind. It was a horrible thought---he might even have been circumcised already anyway.

[cassiepriam]

7. How will the doc know for sure what end to work on?

[charlie]

9. Really

They don't want a repeat of the circumcision disaster that left him a slow-witted doofus.

[NI4NI]

10. It will be complicated

because he is so full of shit.

[Raven]

11. You are too funny! nt

[tecelote]

12. Bush may not be the only one getting it up the ass.

Cheney will be in charge.

Something about this stinks!

[Sam Ervin jret]

17. Bush/anesthesia/Cheney .... no even Cheney is' that crazy,

besides, he already has all the power and a fool to take the flack. The package makes them both almost unimpeachable. Almost. And they will not be in office for ever. we must not let this go. Ever. Even if we lose time and they get out of office. They must be prosecuted.

[enid602]

15. Love that Bob

We'll I remember Bob Cummings (of '50's-era TV's 'Love that Bob') once admitted that he always had a prostate massage before going on the set.

[El Supremo]

18. They won't find any WMD's there either.

[Swamp Rat]

21. 'Routine' as in done often, by the same people... very often in his case.

:D

[Aviation Pro]

23. Since....

...Motherfucker is so anti-science why doesn't he just get a guy who stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night to shove a hose up his ass.

[Warren DeMontague]

24. The guy is a giant asshole.

This could take a while.

[muriel_volestrangler]

25. Is putting somone under general anaesthetic ever 'routine'?

It's not something I've heard of before.