Cheney takes Control during Bush Colonoscopy. July 21 - What? Oh Lard!

[autorank]

News Update from Citizens for Legitimate Government
20 Jul 2007
http://www.legitgov.org/
http://www.legitgov.org/index.html#breaking_news

Breaking: President Bush to have colonoscopy; Cheney to take temporary control 20 Jul 2007 President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday at Camp David. As he will be under anesthesia, Vice President Dick Cheney will be in charge

[burythehatchet]

1. God I hope they find Lieberman in there.

[spanone]

2. bu$h* takes it up the ass while cheney becomes prez

frightening

[whistle]

3. This will be Dick Cheney's moment 15 minutes of glory and also the

...oportunity for congress to act and impeach Cheney, remove him in ankle bracelets and then do the same with Shrub* when he comes to tomorrow.

[Patsy Stone]

4. Martial Law

Please report to your respective camps.

[autorank]

10. I was actually hoping for a nice resort hotel....

Wouldn't that be something. We need to have a countdown on irrational power.

Finally, we've found someone who makes us want * to remain president...but that's
not really the case since he's never been in the drivers seat.

[Patsy Stone]

14. I've been busy all afternoon

sewing yellow stars on to all of my clothing. Thankfully, I won't be in touch with the real world tomorrow and/or Sunday. I'll be in radio silence reading Harry Potter. If the world blows up, I won't learn about it until Monday -- unless some jackbooted thugs show up at my door first.

Who ever thought we'd be wishing for *, indeed. Life's funny, ain't it? :hi:

[redirish28]

5. My family is more concerned and frighten by what Chaney will do as President

Sign Executive orders that really turns this place into a police state?

Give Oil Barons free reign?

Declare war on Iran?

[droidamus2]

6. Oh yeah?

How are they going to get the scope passed Bush's head? ;-)

[mod mom]

7. TPM: Be Afraid, Be very, very afraid.

Be Afraid

07.20.07 -- 12:26PM
By Josh Marshall
Be Afraid, Be very, very afraid. This headline is now running at CNN as a Breaking News flash ...

President Bush temporarily will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney while Bush has a colonoscopy Saturday.
So making Dick Cheney acting president for maybe an hour or two. Hmmm. Checklist. 1. Invade Iran. 2. Rule Pat Leahy 'Special Legislative Enemy Combatant' ...

What else do you think is on (Acting) President Cheney's to-do list?




http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/015633.php

[samplegirl]

8. End the judicial oversight of his

office immediately.

[autorank]

9. Thank you mod mom!!!!

So we've got CLG and Josh Marshall alerting us to this. Where's the rest of th media.

Maybe he'll make Saturday's Orange Jump Suit Day, every Saturday...you know, get us in shape.

:shrug:

[mod mom]

11. and Huff Po:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20070720/bush-colonoscopy/

as for the rest media, they are hard at work writing their glorified endorsements of dick as we type.

;)

[autorank]

12. Their we go...Huff'in the news...

This is unsettling but I'm sure just an example of much more to come.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

13. They're doing this at Camp David?

Does this seem weird to anyone else?

[siri2k]

15. LOL!

n/t

[Norrin Radd]

16. cheney will have to get his hand out of the way, first. n/t