How did the dokkktor know where to insert the probe?

[Hubert Flottz]

Bush is a total asshole!

[Richard Steele]

1. Jeff Gannon drew him a picture. nm

[DS1]

2. he aimed for the lips

[Hubert Flottz]

5. I was going to guess that...

He rolled the shrub in flower and poked his thang in the wettest spot!

[Swamp Rat]

3. Dr. Gannon has had a lot of practice.

:D

[Hubert Flottz]

8. I wonder if shrub felt both the dokkktor's hands on his shoulders

when the dokktor socked it to him.

[Kurovski]

12. More about Jeff and George from an old press conference...

[Hubert Flottz]

14. I think sometimes that George has been wearing his huggie way

too tight and it's shut off the blood to his tiny brains.

[Swamp Rat]

15. LOL!! Here's a new one:

:D :hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Ernest Goes To Camp David?

[Kurovski]

19. Heh. George, he always be lookin' so tender-like upon the menfolk.

Does my soft ol' heart some good now an' agin' to bear witness.

Praise the sweet and mighty Lord Jesus.

[Hubert Flottz]

21. If Bush makes it into heaven the front desk is rigged by Diebold...

I think the Gawd that talks to Bush is Dick Cheney hiding under the bed.

[sellitman]

4. If they cleaned him out first...

then it was the 1st time in a long time that he wasn't full of shit.

[Warpy]

6. He just followed the sound of the words coming out

and that's where it went.

[alfredo]

7. It's not the one with the bad teeth. Also, it is not the one that smells

like Cheney's dick.

[radfringe]

9. easy to find

in his mouth or up his butt - the parts are interchangeable

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Ain't that the damned truth....

[radfringe]

11. what I want to know is how can they tell

if the anesthesia is working or not? even when he's awake there's no brain or heart activity to monitor

[Hubert Flottz]

13. LOL

they wouldn't waste much graph paper on a brain scan of the national ijit! I'll bet the doc deduces that this man is more full of shit than any other primate he's ever helt, felt, or smelt!

[radfringe]

17. prior to a colonoscopy

you have to drink some stuff to "clean" yourself out...

in bush's case the phrase "shit for brains" seems to fit

[Hubert Flottz]

20. I think they said they found found Hairy Plotter up in there!

Hairy Plotter

[Contrary1]

18. I snagged this comment from another board:

"Well...

Why bother with the procedure if he left his cancerous polyp back at the White House?"

[Hubert Flottz]

22. I wonder If Doctor Jane Goodall will give the pResident a clean

bill of health?