Tabloid Globe reports that Bush is wearing heart shock vest

[RamboLiberal]

I know it's a tabloid and not to be believed but still interesting given that mysterious bulge we all know about. They also say he goes to Ohio a lot on photo-ops because he is sneaking in to the Cleveland Clinic for treatment for heart problems and doctors are worried about him. They are also reporting he is still drinking and continue to insist his marriage is in trouble.

Don't beat me up - I just found the story interesting especially in light of we never got an answer from 2004 about the mysterious bulge. I still want to know if that was to feed him answers or indeed could be a heart shock vest.

Here's link back to a story from 2004 speculating the bulge is just such a vest. http://houston.indymedia.org/news/2004/12/35839.php

[shadowknows69]

1. If it's true

I'll bet Cheney has the voltage control.

[WilliamPitt]

2. Heart problem?

Sounds more like nose problems to me.

Don't it make his brown eyes blue. :)

[RandomKoolzip]

3. The lump in Bush's suit revealed:

[Ilsa]

5. Ya think he's yanking his chest hairs? Bush has a "Little Chef" that he

calls what? "Little Bush"? Little President?

[RandomKoolzip]

7. "Dick-a-tooie?"

I dunno. :shrug: But come on - if we found out today that Bush has been receiving political advice from a rodent hidden in his suit for the last six years, could that be any worse than how things actually are right now?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. Bush and a heart problem?

I can't possibly think of any joke to go along with this story.

[Demeter]

6. How About "Highly Improbable?"

[seemslikeadream]

8. PHOTOS Show George W. Bush Seriously Ill Physically

[goclark]

9. Why is this just in the tabloids?

I read the Globe and could not believe my eyes.

It verifies what WE at DU have known for years.

They have a picture of Bush on the cover where he is being held up by Pickles and it is so clear that he is DRUNK!

Now if this happened during the Clinton years, it would have been the front page of the New York Times. The tabloids are not telling lies about him.

They are saying that he is out of it! Drinking again and nuts!

It is a sad day in America when the tabloids bring us the real truth.

While you're at the market, take a look and read exactly what we say everyday at DU.

[Disturbed]

10. Why is this just in the tabloids?

Because the US Corp Media supports & has been complicit with the Busholini Fascist Regime.

[lutefisk]

11. Here's a link to the cover. Looks like any other Bush picture...

[snappyturtle]

12. OMG! He looks really bad. n/t

[SaveAmerica]

13. I've got no strings to hold me down...

[RamboLiberal]

14. Hope you don't mind - I added the cover to my OP

I didn't realize Globe had it online.

Thanks. And wow, this guy gets caught by cameras in more dumb-ass looks and poses.

[goclark]

15. We've seen this look many times but this is a secret from CNN

and the rest of the criminals in the media who are still trying to protect this fool.

[madokie]

16. Hell I like the sound of it anyway