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Fri Jul-20-07 04:39 PM
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The first 45 minutes of Cheney's Saturday Presidency |
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Minute 10: Change into Darth Vadar costume and conspire with the Prince of Darkness
Minute 15: Actually pardon Scooter Libby, because the last president wasn’t cowboy enough to do it right the first time
Minute 17: Attack Iran
Minute 18: Meet with his hooker in his bunker for some hot S/M
Minute 19: Outlaw Congress and wash personal body parts, stuffing dead hooker in one of his Body safes.
Minute 24: Send Joe and Valerie Wilson to Guantanamo
Anyone who would like to add to this is welcome
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Fri Jul-20-07 05:14 PM
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1. Minutes 25-29: Rub hands/ Laugh diabolically |
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Fri Jul-20-07 05:16 PM
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2. Minutes 31-35: Kick approximately 17 puppies through plate-glass window. |
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Fri Jul-20-07 05:24 PM
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3. Ah, his plans finally come to fruition. |
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Fri Jul-20-07 06:22 PM
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4. what cheney is thinking |
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Fri Jul-20-07 07:07 PM
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5. minute 35: Names Rumsferatu as his VEEP. Minute 36: tells |
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Senate confirmation committee Chair to go f#@k themselves.
Minute 37: Names Meolody Morgan WH Press Secretary.
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Fri Jul-20-07 07:10 PM
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7. Yikes.........forgot about rummy |
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Minute 38: performs his own anal probe on Bushie again
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Fri Jul-20-07 07:08 PM
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Change the locks on the WH.
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Fri Jul-20-07 07:13 PM
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8. Minute 40: Snack time - bites the heads off live kittens. |
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Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 07:14 PM by smokey nj
Sorry should have read the subject more closely.
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Fri Jul-20-07 07:24 PM
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9. Minute 45: Drops dead of massive heart-attack brought on by too much excitement... |
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...Nancy Pelosi becomes president!
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Fri Jul-20-07 08:27 PM
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Declare the rack and the iron maiden are not torture devices and authorize their use in Gitmo and other facilities in the Bush Offshore Gulag Network.
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Fri Jul-20-07 09:27 PM
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poison Kucinich for good this time.
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:29 PM
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13. Minute 66: Turns loose WMDs on Motor City and San Francisco... |
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...then gives himself super-ultra supernumerary executive-like evil powers.
As Dick-tater, he skips the no-bid contracts and just sends buttloads of US Treasury notes to the Swiss accounts of Halliburton.
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