The first 45 minutes of Cheney's Saturday Presidency

[IChing]

Minute 10: Change into Darth Vadar costume and conspire with the Prince of Darkness

Minute 15: Actually pardon Scooter Libby, because the last president wasn’t cowboy enough to do it right the first time

Minute 17: Attack Iran

Minute 18: Meet with his hooker in his bunker for some hot S/M

Minute 19: Outlaw Congress and wash personal body parts, stuffing dead hooker in one of his Body safes.


Minute 24: Send Joe and Valerie Wilson to Guantanamo

Anyone who would like to add to this is welcome

[spoony]

1. Minutes 25-29: Rub hands/ Laugh diabolically

[JTG of the PRB]

2. Minutes 31-35: Kick approximately 17 puppies through plate-glass window.

[Swamp Rat]

3. Ah, his plans finally come to fruition.

[IChing]

4. what cheney is thinking

[Ilsa]

5. minute 35: Names Rumsferatu as his VEEP. Minute 36: tells

Senate confirmation committee Chair to go f#@k themselves.

Minute 37: Names Meolody Morgan WH Press Secretary.

[IChing]

7. Yikes.........forgot about rummy

Minute 38: performs his own anal probe on Bushie again

[Patsy Stone]

6. Minute One

Change the locks on the WH.

[smokey nj]

8. Minute 40: Snack time - bites the heads off live kittens.

Sorry should have read the subject more closely.

[BushOut06]

9. Minute 45: Drops dead of massive heart-attack brought on by too much excitement...

...Nancy Pelosi becomes president!

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Minute 60

Declare the rack and the iron maiden are not torture devices and authorize their use in Gitmo and other facilities in the Bush Offshore Gulag Network.

[demnan]

11. Minute 61

poison Kucinich for good this time.

[lonestarnot]

12. Minute 62

Runs for the hidie hole.

[Octafish]

13. Minute 66: Turns loose WMDs on Motor City and San Francisco...

...then gives himself super-ultra supernumerary executive-like evil powers.

As Dick-tater, he skips the no-bid contracts and just sends buttloads of US Treasury notes to the Swiss accounts of Halliburton.