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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:07 PM
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Why can't I have a colonoscopy too?
Oh yeah, no money. bush gets his on the taxpayer dollar. Me, I gotta use a flashlight and a mirror.
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KAZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:14 PM
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1. You'll be in a better position for the procedure...
..if you pull yourself up by your bootstraps. At least in my mind's eye. :)
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:32 PM
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2. I don't think that works.
I could be wrong, but 'flashlight and mirror' just won't get in deep enough. You could buy your own colonoscope here http://www.hmbendoscopy.com/hmbcatalog/pc/viewCategories.asp?idCategory=33 for a few thousand and go at it that way, though. Wiki has some good info on what to look for.
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