No woman will ever get me to wear a diaper again...

[Wetzelbill]

Effing Republicans, they have to ruin everything!

[babylonsister]

1. You're a brave man.

:rofl: :popcorn:

[Wetzelbill]

3. I could not in good conscience make a colonoscopy joke

Not that I have any shame, it's just I felt I should go with this one instead. :)

[havocmom]

9. "The Vice-President. In the hospital room. With a pillow." from Deacon Blues

BEST joke already made on that issue in comments section of Raw Story
:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

10. hahahaha

that is good!

[splat]

18. Perfect. Thanks. n/t

[SpiralHawk]

16. "Real republicons don't eat quiche; they wear diapers." - Rush Anal Pimple Limbaugh

"Diapers can cover up unsightly anal blemishes. Butt pimples are great for getting military deferments, as any other republicon chickenhawk can testify, but they can cramp your "lifestyle" as any other repulicon can prove. Diapers are the perfect answer."

- Rush 'Anal-Pimple-Military-Deferment Chickenhawk Republicon' Limbaugh
Courageous Stay-at-Home Defender of Sen. David Vitter and other Diaper-Fetish Republicons

[necso]

2. You say that now... /nt

[Wetzelbill]

4. I am strictly going with the fireman outfit

here on out. Or maybe Batman. I just like to say: "Once you go Bat you never go back!"

I have some serious issues I need to work out I think. :)

[poverlay]

5. I often wonder things like "I wonder who the first person was to say that?". In regards to the

black(I'm assuming that was the first.) version of your "bat" joke. Then I wonder if they feel proud that their witticism was so funny people all over the world are using it and modifying it for their own witty moment.
Then I think I have too much time on my hands...

[Wetzelbill]

6. I personally know I have too much time on my hands

by now I just embrace my idiocy. :)

[necso]

14. With consenting adults,

I generally figure "no harm, no foul".

(Cheating typically harms a relationship, at least in our culture; in serious, monogamous relationships; etc.)

[stevedeshazer]

7. I want a victory over cigarettes!

Gotta smoke?

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

12. for some reason I do

For someone who doesn't smoke, I seem to smoke a lot from time to time. :smoke:

[EFerrari]

8. Um, your future Honor, have you cleared this statement

with your advance team or with your potty mouth Veep?! :scared:

[Wetzelbill]

11. this is actually pretty good compared to my other skeletons

:)

Aren't you on the advance team? I know nothing.

[EFerrari]

13. Of course you know nothing! That's our widest plank!

lol

[Wetzelbill]

15. I am almost as empty a suit as Bush

:)

[EFerrari]

17. Bush is not an empty suit. He's a two button black hole.

And you're supposed to be TAKING credit, not GIVING it. Do we have to go through this AGAIN?

Work with me, people!