I wasn't going to do this

[globalvillage]

[givemebackmycountry]

1. But

You did anyway.

And who could blame you?

The words BUSH and PROBE in the same screen-shot?

If only it were true.

[blondeatlast]

2. My father, who died of colon cancer, would have loved that, I'm sure.

He was a die-hard progressive with a wickedly wonderful sense of humor.

You'll get heat, but :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

3. insert lame feces related joke

Wow, I am just too lazy today. You'd think I was Fred Thompson or something.

[lvx35]

4. hehe. That's a classic. you gotta love Google news.

Sometimes the algorithm that chooses the stories cuts to the heart of matters better than any human editor.