Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Totally inappropriate colonoscopy post

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU
 
IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 10:29 PM
Original message
Totally inappropriate colonoscopy post
Deep into the procedure, the presidential plumber is shocked to see a small living organism staring back at him through the endoscope.

"My God!", he screamed. "That thing is hideous! What the hell is it!"

A small muffled voice emanates from the depths: "I don't know, but would you please just get him the hell off of me!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 10:38 PM
Response to Original message
1. OK, Cheney/Rove. Got it, or if not, it wouldn't surprise me. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 10:45 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. Rove isn't behind everything, even if it's the Executive behind n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:23 PM
Response to Reply #2
7. No, but his head does sort of look like a butt with a light sprinkling of hair.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Raejeanowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 10:50 PM
Response to Original message
3. I Had A Different Reading
That the little living thing with the voice was W's polyp, and it was protesting about its human parasite.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
JanusAscending Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 10:58 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. ME TOO !!!!!
I thought it might have been "holy joe", because he's got his head so far up *'s ASS !!!!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:05 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. Ya' got it. I really didn't want to have to diagram it out. Yikes.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:10 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. Yeah. This one can do without the visual aid.
Ick.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:00 AM
Response to Original message
8. more likely to find
cheeney's wedding ring.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr 25th 2024, 01:12 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC