Wingers Going Crazy Over Cheney as Official Prez.

[illinoisprogressive]

I was scrolling down memorandum to see what was going on in the different news items when I came across this.
The Corner, a winger blog, was talking about the emails they were getting from the giddy (my description) wingers on what Cheney could do while bush is having his ass cleaned.
there are times I am so glad my mother indoctrinated me into the democratic way of thinking. Well more than that because seeing stuff like this makes me proud to be progressive.

Get a look at these idiots:



A Busy Saturday

Readers are really into Cheney being president for awhile. Suggestions for Acting President Cheney include

Bomb Iran.
Commute the sentences of those border agents.
Fire Mike Chertoff.
Tell Harry Reid to ... well, you know...
Pardon Scooter.

UPDATE: An e-mail:

Three hours wouldn't be long enough to actually bomb Iran, given the necessary flight time. But ICBM's can be there in about a half-hour.
In addition, I think President Cheney should have a target practice session out by Rose Garden...

07/20 04:42 PM

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZjBjYjhiYjBjNTc1YTljZjc1ZDg5YjFjZjliMDExZmQ=

[TreasonousBastard]

1. But, just think...

what we would be suggesting around here if Cheney were to drop from his bum heart and Pelosi were President for about two hours.

Wouldn't be all that much nuttier than their ideas.

[w13rd0]

4. Oh, even the thought gives me goosebumps...

...oh, how you make me think of what a beautiful world it would be if Cheney had an incredibly craving for a snack and decided to use a high power microwave with a busted chip...

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Have that target practice session with jr & the rest of them in close

poximity.

[QC]

3. Cheney has been the president for years now.

If he had wanted to do all those things, they would be done by now.

[LostInAnomie]

5. He'll probably just spend the time masturbating in the Oval Office...

... to snuff films.