Bush's Colonoscopy........

[Waya]

Update: Procedure over - found 5 small polyps and sending them to lab to be examined......

Well, there ya go - you can breathe again. I know ya'll been sitting on pins and needles. Nothing brings the Nation together like the President's rectal exam....

:patriot:

[GregD]

1. WTF did Dick do in the mean time?

SOB probably did all sorts of weird shit

[Waya]

3. From what the news are saying..........

Slick Dick did absolutely nothing......

[C_U_L8R]

13. Tha means he was doing the diaper dance in the Oval Office

while twiddling the knobs on his pacemaker

[Waya]

14. Gawd........that's a mental pic.....

..I could have done without..:rofl:

[C_U_L8R]

19. yeah but y'know it's true

bwahahahahahhahaha diaper dick

[liberal N proud]

21. And that is the story they were told to give to the public

But in reality, what did he do?

[LeftishBrit]

2. I assume that one of the small polyps is Tony Blair's head...

[Waya]

5. LMAO........

Never thought of that......

[Ian David]

8. And this guy...

[helderheid]

24. GO USA!

:rofl:

[notadmblnd]

11. it's possible that McCain and Lieberman are two more

[Ian David]

4. Cheeseburger pizza and peanut-butter and honey sandwiches on cinnamon toast might do that. n/t

[originalpckelly]

6. So that's why he's been such an asshole?

Looks painful. :scared:

[givemebackmycountry]

7. Breathless Coverage on the cable whore networks ---

Nothing like hearing about an assholes asshole first thing in the morning.

The reason why it took longer than expected is simple...

He's so full of shit, that's why.

[Vilis Veritas]

9. The five...

Condi, Dick, Tony, Rove, AG...I just can't figure out why they aren't bigger...

Peace

Edited to remove Rummy, he was taken out earlier....

[tridim]

10. I really wish the MSM would stop talking about his stinky colon

Why is the WH being so open about all this anyway?

It's probably to "prove" that they aren't the most secretive WH in American history.

[eleny]

12. About those five polyps

I don't wish cancer on anyone. But I figure he'll worry until he gets the word about those five. He'll worry about them being the kind that can become cancerous. And he'll worry about his mortality. Welcome to the world of putting your pants on one leg at a time, Georgie.

[OzarkDem]

15. Worry will be good for him

Maybe it will make him feel a little more empathy for others and think about doing more to provide health care for the uninsured.

Not likely, though.

[tridim]

18. Yet he'll still send Tony Snow out on Monday to lie for him..

Even though he doesn't have a colon and the cancer has spread to his liver.

That's just the kind of asshole George is.

[rug]

16. Bush's anal polyps get more scrutiny than his genocide.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

17. Does that mean he has an IQ of 5? Will brain surgery be required?

[peekaloo]

20. Does that qualify as a lobotomy?

or the speed bumps in his ass were slowing down his followers so they had to go?

[Nikki Stone1]

22. What? They didn't find the WMD?

Shocked, I tell you.

[GOPS Worst Fear]

23. There's a Standing Joke in the Nursing Field about This..

anything having to do with the anus:
..That "Once You get past the smell,you've got it licked!":nuke: