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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:37 AM
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BREAKING: Diagnosis from Bush's colonoscopy:
Edited on Sat Jul-21-07 11:40 AM by rateyes
The Doctors confirmed the results of the test:

Mr. Bush as a condition called "Excremental Gray Matter" known to the average lay person as "Shit For Brains." :evilgrin:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:39 AM
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1. Sanjay? Is that you?
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:41 AM
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3. Nope--Bill Frist. nt
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:44 AM
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5. No, my name is Wolf. nt
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:40 AM
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2. wow
I didn't think 10,000 different people would make the same joke, but I was wrong.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:42 AM
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4. Have you heard the one about the Brazilian soldiers?
:evilgrin:
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InkAddict Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:03 PM
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6. Are you sure?
I was under the impression that prep for colonoscopy required drinking heavily and then blowing your brains out?????????
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:15 PM
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7. Haven't had a reply but
I sent this email to the chief of crap.....Mr. bush I think the doctor is going to have trouble performing the colonoscopy. You have so many republican's head up your ass he won't be able to find room for the scope.

I am watching out the windows because I send mail like this to him all the time. I am expecting an official government car to stop and somebody knock on my door.
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:26 PM
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8. Confirmed: Asshole. Prognosis: Poor. Treatment: Mental enema for the USA
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