AP: Doctors to hold press conf on Bush's colonoscopy

[journalist3072]

Camp David, MD- Doctors will hold a press conference on Bush's colonoscopy at 3:15 PM EST.

According to one source, bits and pieces of the Constitution were found upon exam.

Doctors were unsure how the Constitution ended up inside Bush's colon, but they suspect there may be a correlation between that, and Bush's lact of respect for the Constitution. One doctor said "Seems like he sh*tted upon the Constitution, and we have no medical remedy for that. We will, however, forward these results to the U.S. Congress for follow-up action."

[sellitman]

1. Will these crappy jokes colon much longer?

:silly:

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. We believe that the procedure was a success, but the team...

... wasn't sure where the proctologist's role should end and the neurologist should begin. :)

[Clyde_dubyaD40]

6. To announce they found Cheney's hand and

"Jeff Gannon was here" scrawled on the wall

[UTUSN]

3. Their GLOWING report will be: "Shrub is a PERFECT a-hole!!1" n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. Seriously though, other than press conferences, has a signed written and

detailed medical report been issued to the public regarding Bush since 2001? That's the last date of any published report I can find on Bush, which would include a medical history and a detailed list of any and all medication he is on. Otherwise, all I've seen are his doctors at press conferences telling us all they think we need to know about Bush's physical condition.

EDIT: Here's the last report I can find.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/08/20010804-2.html

[youngdem]

5. Doctors: "That's the biggest asshole we have ever seen"