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Sat Jul-21-07 01:46 PM
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What did the doctor say after Bush's colonoscopy? |
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Hey, Dick--we found your Rolex!
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:00 PM
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We found your head. :hide:
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Lucygirl
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:04 PM
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George,
When you get done licking the lollipop my nurse gave you so you would stop crying I need to tell you that you have things growing up your ass.
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:05 PM
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3. "We couldn't get a good look... |
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because you are so full of shit."
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:05 PM
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we found your dildo. mrs bushie, THERE IT IS.
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Uncle Joe
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:06 PM
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5. Okay, now rinse and spit. n/t |
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Edited on Sat Jul-21-07 02:14 PM by Uncle Joe
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:07 PM
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6. OMG, so that's where his brain really is... |
aint_no_life_nowhere
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:09 PM
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7. An asshole with its own asshole - truly a medical first |
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We expect our published findings to generate a great deal of interest within the field of asshole medicine.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:09 PM
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8. "How'd Ya Like My Exit Strategy?" |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:09 PM
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9. Congratulations, it's fraternal twins! |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:12 PM
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12. The fetal turds bore a strong Bush family resemblance |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:10 PM
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10. "I'm Sorry Mr. President, But Your Shit Was So Used To Coming Out Of Your Mouth That Your Asshole's |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:11 PM
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11. Wow! I've never seen a bigger asshole! Ever.... |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:13 PM
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13. Looks like we found dick cheneys |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:13 PM
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NO weapons of mass destruction up here.
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:19 PM
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15. "Mr. President, Why Did You Keep Saying 'FASTER, FASTER! HARDER HARDER!!!!'?" |
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Edited on Sat Jul-21-07 02:23 PM by OPERATIONMINDCRIME
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:36 PM
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24. I enjoyed smoking cigarettes with Mr. Bush after the, um, probe |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:21 PM
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16. Mr. President, you are a perfect asshole. |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:21 PM
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17. "What's This Copy Of The Constitution Doing Up Here?" |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:23 PM
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:23 PM
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19. WMD's finally located..... |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:27 PM
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20. "Sorry Bout The Whole Pokin Ya In The Eye Thing... My Bad" |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:30 PM
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21. "Why Did You Claim Executive Privilege When I Asked You How Lieberman's Jewish Star Got Up There?" |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:34 PM
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22. I'm sorry, your insurance didn't cover the bowel prep, so I'm gonna |
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have to slap the shit outta you.........:rofl:
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:35 PM
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23. "Hey, why does this say '2008 State of the Union' on it?" |
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Sat Jul-21-07 02:59 PM
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25. We've found Osama Bin Laden! |
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He was hiding up *'s ass the whole time!
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Sat Jul-21-07 03:51 PM
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26. What's this? "The Iraq Invasion Strategy"? |
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So that's where he got it.
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:05 PM
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:55 PM
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28. What was that huge swarm of flies doing nesting up his butt? |
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:57 PM
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29. Gonzo? What Are You Doing Here? |
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We all knew he was up boooshie's ass...but this far????
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