------Official Bill Mahers thread----post the jokes here

[IChing]

I turned it up so my neighbors can hear.

Ruddy for president joke.
edited
so there changed for the spell nazis when I'm cooking.

[Wisconsin Larry]

1. Duke and Duchess of Hazzard (W and Laura) N/T

[IChing]

4. That line killed me.

the lassie joke too..

[SeattleGirl]

2. I really loved this one, because it describes how I feel:

"Fuck up fatigue." True, true, true!

[IChing]

3. Well, there are too many great lines to quote

and the chicken and rice are almost done.

He is on a roll.
Speaking of rolls, I need to some in the oven.

He took down Coulter.

[IChing]

5. Now he is on a McCain Joke

Paul Newman is 7 years older than Iraq.

[napi21]

6. GREAT Walmart joke!

[IChing]

7. yes it was now the FCC....

the jokes are terrific, I wish I could handle the cooking
and typing the jokes out better for those without HBO

It is a great Rant.

[IChing]

9. Fuck day, anniversaries, valentines day..etc.

he just said I should get a blow job on my birthday

[scarletwoman]

8. Er, isn't his name spelled "Maher"? Just sayin' -- since this is an "official thread"... (nt)

[IChing]

10. Changed it

to make Al Gore lose Florida again

This time From Global Warming.

[IChing]

13. Ronald Reagan cut and ran.

out the middle east. I hope there is something on the net about this rant

It is one of his best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scarletwoman]

26. Sorry. My post probably killed a bunch of whales & polar bears, too. (nt)

[Wisconsin Larry]

11. Republicans think sex is bad -- because with them it always is. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

12. Ronald Reagan is to Reupblicans what Barbra Streisand is to gays.

:rofl:

[Cush]

14. they wanted a stamp so they could lick Reagan's ass

named an airport after him so they could say: "I'm coming into Reagan!"

[IChing]

17. thanks, now sean hannity.

he is on a roll

[IChing]

15. Its is so good......send links if you can and nominate.

[napi21]

16. This numbnuts isn't even a unitasker! N/T

[SeattleGirl]

18. He tried to appoint his cleaning lady to the Supreme Court.

:spray:

[IChing]

19. Harriet miers is the cleaning lady appointed to the supreme court.

Now the 7 mins...........

[Guaranteed]

20. He'd try to sell the Red Cross to Dracula. LOL nt

[Guaranteed]

21. "There's a lot more to the job than just not getting blown." nt

[IChing]

22. John kerry and Al Gore were exceptional people Bush was a

a special person

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

30. That was the funniest line for me

among a lot of funny lines.

[Radio_Lady]

23. Please tell us what program he's on... Real Time with Bill Maher is on vacation.

Is he on Saturday Night Live?

[Subdivisions]

25. It's his standup/monologue routine.

[IChing]

27. HBO live now

[napi21]

31. I must have found the wrong place! U went to HBO and clicked on

respond to the show. All I found were damning comments about too many Bush jokes, and how tired the American people were of this junk. I tried the "blogs" and didn't find anything either! I was all ready to say it was Bill's GREATEST SHOW! What did I do wrong???

[Radio_Lady]

32. West Coast has it delayed until 10 PM PT. Thanks for the info!

We'll be watching.



From www.billmaher.com

You’ve got a hit weekly series, you’re on hiatus, and have a few weeks to kill. What to do? If you’re Bill Maher, you head up to Boston for an all-new stand-up special – LIVE on HBO!

Don’t miss the exclusive live presentation of BILL MAHER: THE DECIDER, SATURDAY, JULY 21 (10pm, live ET/tape-delayed PT), direct from the stage of Boston’s Berklee Performance Center.

[Subdivisions]

24. Gore is an exceptional person. Kerry is an exceptional person.

George is a "special" person.

[napi21]

28. OH MY! I hope this is rerun on HBO! That was the best Bill has EVER

DONE!

If you didn't get a chance to watch, try to find it. It's well worth the hour!

[Radio_Lady]

33. Most HBO specials show up ON DEMAND shortly after airing.

They may even play it again overnight tonight. Check your local listings on the TV channel.

[IChing]

29. The end.............WOW what a rant

excellent slap down on Republicans, conservatives, Bush administration, faulty god religions, sex ....great job Bill

[onecent]

34. Bill Maher was WONDERFUL. WOW. It is being shown at least

four more times on HBO this week.

Great. I love Bill Maher.!