“There once was a man named Vitter

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“There once was a man named Vitter
Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter
But with stories of women
And all of his sinnin’
He knows his career’s in the — oh, never mind,” Kerry said.

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/vitters-woes-make-him-the-butt-of-kerrys-latest-joke-2007-07-20.html

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On Tuesday D.C. was a’twitter
With the latest from Senator Vitter
“It’s true I called in
And that was a sin
But it’s over, I promise I quit ‘er!”

It seems that we’ve heard this before
Involving a different whore
From illegit kids
To folks taking bids
Oh the things a storm makes you ignore

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If you’re gonna lie to the Court
You’d best have George Bush’s support
He might make you wait
‘Til you’re an inmate
But likely he’ll cut your time short

-Or-

“Bloody murder” the Democrats cried
“It’s just not okay that he lied”
So cross o’er that aisle
And when you face trial
It’s fine ‘cause you’re on Bush’s side

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Much to John Conyers’ despair
The White House refuses to share
Attorney Fred Fielding
Says, “no we’re not yielding
Give up ‘cause you don’t have a prayer”

http://districtlimerick.wordpress.com/page/2/

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Bush says that we’re fine on just eight
Of the benchmarks we’ve measured to date
The ones that are bleak
Are pretty unique
To forming a viable state

The president just won’t concede
That a different plan is in need
If they can’t split the oil
Then no further toil
Will help reconstruction proceed


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[C_U_L8R]

1. What rhymes with diaper?

[Richard Steele]

2. Hyper, piper, sniper, viper, and wiper

[Swamp Rat]

6. and Giuliani piker.

:D

[Hubert Flottz]

3. They say Dave shook a log from his pampers,

And then right back to DC he scampers,
But the Blow Flies they swarmed,
When the temprature warmed,
So the folks on the floor wore nose clampers.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Up the pResident's ass there's a polyp,

And now Vitter's been caught with a trollop,
Credibility shot,
Soon they won't have a pot,
Because all of their spin's been codswallop.

After chatting with old Larry Flynt,
Davy rushed to that church to repent,
Mrs. Vitter was hyper,
Cause her fool shat his diaper,
Butt she swore that Gawd gave him consent.

[Richard Steele]

7. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

:yourock:

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Dave likes funky old dung in his seat,

And now Bob's blown a cop on the beat,
On instructions from Gawd,
They've about shot their wad,
And now Bush's pet goat is in heat!

Dave invisions himself with some sluts,
Rubbing powder and oil on their butts,
He'll take them up some holler,
Pay 'em 300 dollar,
And he'll promise their pimp a tax cut.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Give the Vitter some liqueur

watch him hit on a hooker....
may not be a looker,

But Loose Diaps made him a LOSER

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Vitter the Shitter is one of the very best the GOP has to offer...

A credit to his party. I can't wait for the Madame's list and Larry Flynt's investigations to out the whole stinking gang of hypocrites and whore mongers. If these freaks are headed to heaven, we got no worries! Bush is prolly on the list too!

[opihimoimoi]

11. The GOP is Stunned by Vitter and his diaper/hooker escapade .. him being the latest of many

When Flynts List comes out...the dreaded mushroom cloud will appear over DC....we hope there will be no Dem Stars in it...but its safe to bet there will be a slew of Pubs in there somewhere.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. The pubs were just trying to "SAVE" all the whores and pimps...

For themselves! All those calls to the DC Madame were to ask her to "REPENT" and give up her sinful ways! The Pubbies Gawd told them to go forth, rip off their drawers and get a little...

I guess since Vitter was a "Born Again" Bushiebot, he thought he'd better wear his shitty diapers and suck on a bottle or sumpin, to make his fantasy complete, right down to the seat.

[opihimoimoi]

13. Holy Crap...dat wuz quick...lol

[Coexist]

4. Mrs. John Vitter opined

"Cuckolded wives, be unkind"
til HER spouse was Pampered
toward forgiveness she scampered
She and Hillary are now of one mind?!