Here are some real questions from the nuthatch that I found, posed by some concerned Christian folks to their God-inspired and God-chosen leader, George W. Bush. So I sent some of these letters to the WH, and I was somehow miraculously able to get the President himself to respond to them
. Although it seems that some of the WorldNutters are getting a little boisterous with the President compared to the smarmy love letters they used to send, they are still worthy of review. So here's a sampling:
MR. PRESIDENT!Your questions for George W. Bush and his spokesmenWorldNetDaily Forum
July 23, 2007
Ever have a great question to ask the president or Tony Snow? Ever been frustrated watching White House press conferences because reporters just "beat around the Bush"? Now's your chance to participate. Post your tough questions for the White House at the MR. PRESIDENT! forum where they will be reviewed by WND editors and our White House correspondent. Who knows? Your question may be asked at the next White House press briefing. As with all WND Forums, you must be registered first to participate.
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WHERE’S MY FENCE?Posted by Hammer on Jul 23, 2007 14:00
Pres. Bush, where is my fence? I want the fence built and our borders secured. Only 13 miles of fencing has been built since you signed into law The Secure Fence Act of 2006, authorizing 854 miles of two-layered reinforced fencing along the southwest border-and that fence is only primary fence (meaning it is not double-layered as promised). I fear American citizens are being played off as fools by leadership. As you know, the fence is what Americans want, and it is the law. Why won't you build the fence that was promised and complete it in a timely fashion?
*** - Dear, Hammer, Congress has appropriated the fence money and we should be starting any day now. Our prime fence contractor, "Halliburton," assures me that just as soon as they can find enough illegal workers who'll work for the new miminum wage of $5.85 an hour, we shall begin to close that sucker up! Yours truly, The Fencer.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bush on Cipro September 11thPosted by smegthissite on Jul 22, 2007 23:19
Why did you admit in multiple interviews in 2001 that your staff had been put on Cipro on September 11th 2001 a full six weeks before the 01 Anthrax attacks? How did you know that the Anthrax was coming? Why is it once it because evident that the Anthrax came from a US military base the investigation has stopped. Why do you think the media will not talk about the Anthrax attacks any more?
*** - Dear Smegthissite. If that is your real name. My people took their Cipro as all the true Americans who work for me did. I can't have them calling in sick on a day that we may need them to lie to Congress, handle a natural disaster like Hurricane Kartina, or be thrown under the bus. So as you can see, it was improtant that they get the drugs first. As for the investigation, our chief anthrax investigation company, "Halliburton," assures me that their efforts are going on unimpeded but that so far all their suspects have mysteriously died during questioning. Just as soon as we can find these people, we will of course announce it to the American people. Probably on a day when Congress is about to cite one of my people for contempt and we need a media diversion. I hope this answers your questions. If not let me know and will send you another letter that will clear it all up for you. Regards, The Cipro-Protected Decider--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Federal raids on Medical Marijuana patientsPosted by gpietila on Jul 22, 2007 12:48
Despite overwhelming evidence of Medical Marijuana's safe and effective use for a variety of ailments you continue DEA raids on Medical Marijuana patients & providers. Will you stop this immoral policy & protect the ill?
*** - Dear Gpietila, my Italian friend. I hope you don't smoke this dope. And I hope you ain't a drug user of any kind cause that would be a shame. But if you do use drugs, I hope they are from "Halliburton." But you gotta remember, drugs is all BAD. BAD, BAD, BAD. I'm turning your letter over to the DEA who will be breaking in your door shortly to search for drugs. And remember, drugs is all BAD. BAD, BAD, BAD. Sincerely, The No-Drugs Dude--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Israeli ConflictsPosted by 915sasulli on Jul 22, 2007 10:04
Mr. President:
For many years, I have been in a state of confusion.
My question is this: Why, why are we always inviting terrorist leaders against Israel to the peace table? We go after Osama and Hussein yet these Hitler mentality people are in the same bowl of abomination. They all have stated (publically, I might add) that the Jews and Israel needs to be wiped off the map. (And anyone who supports them). They don't want just land for peace; this is a lie. They want the death and destuction of Jews, Chrisitans and non-muslims. I repeat, they have stated that publically many times. Do you think Al Queida and the radical Islamic muslims would be satisfied if we gave them Texas? I think not.
*** - Dear 915sasulli, you have to unnerstand that we has to invite them towel-headed wearing boys to the peace table cause otherwise they would just be in a basement somewhere making bombs. I'm sorry about your constant state of confusion, but I can unnerstand that too. I don't remember hardly anything from when I was 18 until about 32. Total blank. As for wiping folks off the map, my generals and "Halliburton" assures me that the map-wiping plans are ready to go and will be implemented on the day that Congress votes for my impeachment. And not a day sooner. But I must say that I like the way you think. With highest regards, The Map-Wipererer--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Abolish FCCPosted by jonsnow3000 on Jul 22, 2007 09:46
This agency was founded by Hubert Hoover. Do you think that this agency would have been approved by Thomas Jefferson who believed in the American people to judge right from wrong and not the federal government? Do you like the way Jefferson governed or Hoover? Do you trust the American people or do you trust a man behind a desk? Cell phone technology was postponed from hiting the streets for 50 years by this agency. The network RFDTV a rural farm station was taking of the FTA list by this agency while FSTV can show offensive content and remains on the FTA list. The internet has made this agency a joke and a bad one at that.
Jon
*** - Dear Jon, I have never wrote a Dear Jon letter before, but that's because Ima man and don't write love letters to other men. Even to tell them I don't love em' no more. I'm glad you brought up Herbert Hoover because, just like "Halliburton," he is a personal hero of mine. But since Congress is the only ones who can get rid of the FCC we've decied to just get all the news people and media outlets on-board with us. So the liburals can fight over the FCC while we tell the American people what's what anyway we want, any time we want, and nobodies the wiser. See, even you didn't know. But we're always looking for a few good men. How bout a job as the next FCC commissioner? Faithly yours, The Media President--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ramos & CompeanPosted by B.J. on Jul 22, 2007 09:39
Mr. President,
Why were you so incredibly rude to the person that asked if you were going to pardon these twe men? Turning your back was the last thing I would have expected from you. These two men should be pardoned.
Al & Billie Figarelli
*** - Dear B.J., haha! What a name to have. Look, I'm like anybody else and some days I'm just grouchy. And the day you're talking about was a grouchy day and I just got tired about hearing about these two patriot guys. They shouda had enough sense to know that if they didn't contribute to my campaign there will be no pardon. Its the way the world works. Now I appreciate what them guys done. It shows that their hearts is in the right place. But they shoulda not gotten themselves caught. Now if they hada worked for "Halliburton," that woulda been different. But I have enough trouble with the people I already hired gettin caught and they all asking for pardons too. And my pardon pen is about out of ink. So I'm saving the pardons for the best ones, and the one's that might have some dirt on me. I'm sure you unnderstand. Your truly, Dick Dubya Decider
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to Support and DefendPosted by patriotpa on Jul 22, 2007 06:43
Mr President,
Before you began your term as President,you took the following oath "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."
When are you going to start? By the way, that means the WHOLE Constitution, INCLUDING the Bill of Rights.
1. Freedom of speech is being attacked by the Senate right now.
2. BATFE is running roughshod over the Right to Keep and Bear Arms.
3. Illegal aliens are flooding our country, stealing public funds and breaking our laws hiding behind a misinterpretation of the 14th Amendment.
China is exporting poison disguised as food, and has a terrible record on human rights, yet has Most Favored Nation status?
The terrorists are still at it, but we're afraid to use profiling to capture them? I personally know of a "Center for Islamic Studies" in Altoona PA that collects money to send to support attacks on the United States. Nothing has been done.
Our very Sovereignty is being torn apart. We are losing our Nation.
Help us.
*** - Dear patriotpa. Well, well you really took a lot of time with this. Got it all numbered and everthing. First off, I swore to uphold the constitutoion to the best of my ability. Its not my fault that this is as high as my ability goes. Ya'll voted for me, so there, you're stuck with me. Second, don't be worrying about the Senate, cause I got a guy who at the slight nod of my head will join our boys on the Republican side and that'll be the end of that. I won't tell what Joe's name is, but be assured that he's just camping out with them Dems to keep us informed of their plans. Third, America is guns. Period. Don't you go worrying about nobody taking your guns away because their are plenty more on the black market that we're ignoring to replace anything you lose. And finally, the illegal aliens as you call them are really just a nice bunch of folks. My friends over at Tyson Foods, Swift's, and of course "Halliburton," say that they never had nobody to work as hard before fo so little money. That's why you never go into a store and not see baloney and hot dogs. What could be more American thatn balney and hot dogs? You are a true american aren't you? If not, you should change your name. And them Chinamens have been warnd by my people to stop sending that god-awful food over here and send it to Africa or somewhere's else. I'm loking out after my people, let me assure you. For the Red, White & Blue, the Pyschotic Patriotic President
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AmericaPosted by american girl on Jul 21, 2007 20:56
Dear Mr President, I have a question that always confounds me: What are we going to do to seriously reduce our unbelievable rising deficit, now in the billions ? We borrow, we take, but we never pay back our bills. Maybe we should create a debt consolidation program for America. This should not be considered as a challenge but a responsibility. We need to start thinking differently or more seriously about creating a surplus account for America. Do we even have one ? Yea, the dollar is weak,but it isn't going to get any stronger if we continue on the same path without considering the dire consequences.
*** - Dear America Girl, I love that name. What do you look like? Anyway, I know you're concernment about the deficit is confounding. Its confounding to most of us here, but we figured that since we can print it we might as well use the ink. It'll just go stale if we don't. At least that's what it says on the package of ink that comes from "Halliburton." And debt ain't that bad of a thing if your look at it right. Without debt, most Americans woulda long time ago been homeless and without shoes. Do you have shoes? Well there, so you see, without debt there wouldn't be no shoes. And you can't fight terraism without some shoes on. See, I'm thinking all the time. Your good friend, George. PS- Dont forget to send me a pic! :-P--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
why did you not take a standPosted by pastor on Jul 21, 2007 19:24
I have tried to understand why the President thinks he has to be pleasing to any other religion when he claims to be a christian. It is fine to be respectful to other people but not to a religion that is bent on causing Americans to die. The Quran is so full of hate and death for any other religion and will not stop until they done there very best to complete their mission against US..
WHY?
*** - Dear Paster, you can be resting assured that I am not pleased with them other religions. And neither is "Halliburton." I just nod my head whenever one of them Imam guys comes up cause I knows that theres only one true Jesus. And I am His servant. And I know that we Christians did have a time or two when we killed off a few people for having the wrong beliefs. But our God, who is the right God, approved these killings so they don't count against us. Unlike them Allah people whose god is a phony. All their killings is wrong and will not get them no virgins either. The Pope told me personally that this was so. And I believe him even though he's Catholic. Just rest assured that we have a plan for the Quran toting Islamofacists but I can't reveal those plans cause if I did, then we'd have to kill you. Haha! Just kidding. Yours in Christ Jesus, The Savior of the World and the Universe and Crawford, Texas, George W. Bushhttp://forums.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=6&forumPage=1 
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