Is Jeff Sessions as slow, dumb, and dull witted as he sounds?

[Stinky The Clown]

Gawd, he sounds like a total schlub.

[babylonsister]

1. I've NEVER seen or heard him otherwise, so I'd have to say, yeah. nt

[usregimechange]

2. No, he is worse.

[AndyA]

3. I think so.

I don't believe there's much to the man below the surface. Typical Republican.

[babylonsister]

4. Cripes! He just referenced an article by Malkin! There ya go. nt

[unhappycamper]

5. I think Sessions is dumber (and stupider) than a box of rocks. n/t

[Captain Hilts]

8. How does that compare to a bag of hammers? nt

[unhappycamper]

10. Hammers is smart. n/t

[Dr.Phool]

6. Isn't there some form of torture that can be used

On anybody quoting a Michelle Malkin article in the Senate?

[sinkingfeeling]

7. His voice: 'Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah'.

[WTF cubed]

9. He reminds me of the Henry Gibson character from Laugh In

Reading his "poetry."

And he's rude. Ever since I suggested he was figuratively performing unnatural sex acts on Don Rumsfeld he has stopped replying to my letters.

[Ghost in the Machine]

11. He was better on Deliverance ----

[Hell Hath No Fury]

12. Session's face just SCREAMS....

generations of inbreeding. :scared:

[trof]

13. Awww...y'all kickin' mah senuhtuh aroun'.

Actually, I wish he were that stupid.
He is a very crafty politician.
I think we'll have some run against him in '08, but I don't hold out much hope.
He has the incumbency and all the loot and influence that goes with it.
And he hasn't been involved in any scandals that anyone can come up with.
It's very discouraging.
:-(