CAPTION the photo-opping Ass-Faced Weasel

[Crankie Avalon]

President Bush radiates decision and leadership as he prepares
to sit shotgun by drunkenly clambering over his designated driver.

[DS1]

1. woof

[rhiannon55]

2. "O-kayyyyy! Lessss get thissss baby on the road

Move over Stretch, I'm drivin'!"

[Cyrano]

3. "Okay, just watch me rev up this Harley."

[Buzz Clik]

4. "I would TOTALLY drive one of these babies in Iraq!"

[lutefisk]

5. No really, I got my license back. And I drive fine with a few drinks.

[JTG of the PRB]

6. "Where we goin'? Where we goin'? We goin' for a ride?"

[underseasurveyor]

7. Radiates decision and leadership?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rofl:

God are they desperate or what:rofl:

[regularguy]

8. "Be vewy quite, I'm huntin teworismists!"

[jojo54]

9. No caption, but I would laugh my ass off silly if that thing was

running and the clutch slipped out of gear.

Wussy Bushy sat on a wall
Wussy Bushy had a great fall.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[helderheid]

10. woof!

[WinkyDink]

11. "Heh. Some poor sucker's gonna die in this."

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Damn. I'd have made a great action hero! . . . I could

jump outta this car and land on the flying wing of a plane and parachute into a fake volcano and stuff, you bet!!! . . . Maybe in my next job, I can be an adventure-type movie star. . . . That would be grand."

[Crankie Avalon]

14. "...That would be grand."

I like how he starts off in good ol' boy dialect but then forgets himself and slips back into boarding school talk for the finish.

[skip fox]

16. I've not been around much, but the nuance of your observation tells me

any change has not been nnegative in regards to your mind.

[Crankie Avalon]

17. Yesterday was my first day back after a long time gone, as well...

...but I remember you quite vividly. One of my favorites. How you been? I'll be looking out for your threads.

[Bitwit1234]

13. "I see the fair moon arising".

[lies and propaganda]

15. "Its my turn to run over an Ex Boyfriend, Laura!"