Ecological , unpolluted fairy tale!!! Ladies read on

[greenbriar]

Once upon a time



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in a land far away,



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a beautiful, independent,


self-assured princess



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happened upon a frog as she sat


contemplating ecological issues


on the shores of an unpolluted pond


in a verdant meadow near her castle.



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The frog hopped into the princess' lap


and said: " Elegant Lady,


I was once a handsome prince,


until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.



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One kiss from you, however,


and I will turn back


into the dapper, young prince that I am



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and then, my sweet, we can marry



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and set up housekeeping in your castle



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with my mother,



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where you can prepare my meals,



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clean my clothes, bear my children,



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and forever feel



grateful and happy doing so. "


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That night,


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as the princess dined sumptuously


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on lightly sautéed frog legs


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seasoned in a white wine


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and onion cream sauce,


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she chuckled and thought to herself:


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I don't freakin think so.

[underseasurveyor]

1. *HA*

Yea that was right on
:rofl:

[greenbriar]

9. I liked it.

laughed out loud

[silverweb]

2. Love it.

Haven't seen this one in quite a while and it's a pleasure to read it again!

:hi:

[southerncrone]

3. Lovely!

[chknltl]

4. YES

:thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[taterguy]

5. Wouldn't it be helpful if men read this too

Perhaps women wouldn't be so eager to fry us in a pan if we treated them better

[greenbriar]

6. heck yea

like the way you think

[emilyg]

7. Perfect. LOL

[greenbriar]

8. glad you

liked it