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Rosco T. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-25-07 06:34 PM
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Am in the only one that watches the 3 Stooges and the Roadrunner ? (re: Pelosi & Reid, et.al.)
I've been watching all this and seeing a classic stratergery (grin) being played out.

Pelosi: We're gonna pass a withdrawal time table.

Shrub: Heh. Heh. I'll veto it. I'm the decider

Pelosi: Oh yeah, well there I passed it, step across that line!

Shrub: (steps forward) There, I vetoed it.. what you gonna do?

Pelosi: I, er.. well... We're gonna pass childen health bill!

Shrub: It's ex-ces-sive. Heh. Heh. I'll veto it.

Pelosi: You wouln't dare! There, we passsed it! Step arcoss that line!

Shrub: (steps forward) There, Vetoed again!

Pelosi: I .. er... well we're gonna subpoena your people and make them testify. Step over that line!

Shrub: Heh, I won't let them, one I'm gonna tell not to talk, the other two just won't show up.

Pelosi: You wouldn't dare! There, subpoenaed! Step across that line!

Shrub: (swaggers forward) HA! I'm the decider! I decide who talks.

Pelosi: er.. well, we'll find them in contempt of congress! Now what you gonna do! Step over that Line!

Shrub: Heh. Heh. well I'll just tell the Jus-tice Dept to not proscute. Now what?

Pelosi: Why! You! Fine, we'll find them in inherent contempt! What will you do then? Step ove that line!

Shrub: (swaggers forward again, but dosen't notice that he's stepped over the edge of the cliff, look around, sees that he can't step back, and is suspended in mid-air over a DEEP STICK vat labeled IMPEACHMENT) What? Who?

Pelosi: I'm sorry George, you've obstructed legislation, tried to pervent funding the troops, ignored the will of the people, obstructed justice, tampered with witnesses and SMUGLY OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE and VIOLATED THE RULE OF LAW. You've LEFT US NO OTHER CHOICE... have a nice fall.

Shrub: (in cartoon fashion, gets a panicked look on his face, his feet fall, then his legs, then his body/arms, leaving his neck stuck out and his head) "Unca Dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" (as his head falls).
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