Black Collar Crime
Date: 07/25/2007
The California Mid-State Fair kicked off its summer action with a cattle drive on July 25, and as I thought about tons of beef lumbering around on clopping hooves, I couldn't think of a more apt metaphor for what's been going on around me around all of us these days.
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When the SLO County Sheriff's Department conducted an apparent sex sting at the local nude beach the other day, all of the news focused on the fact that one of the poor schmoes caught in the alleged act was an assistant priest for a Catholic church in the county. There was a hue. A cry. Maybe both, but I'm not sure.
Maybe the idea is that this particular bit of info is news because his employer has a policy against such ahem behavior? But if that's the real reason, why didn't we see the names printed of the other men arrested? Where do they work? Pretty much every workplace I know of frowns on its employees getting handcuffed or carted away or locked up by the law. The church isn't exactly exclusive in that regard. Maybe the other guys' workplace manuals also have some sort of policy? I don't know, because nobody else was named in the reports I saw.
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Anyway, there were no allegations of any minors involved no altar boys or young parishioners or anything. Instead, if you're going to try to fill in the blanks of this particular story line, it tells more of a tale of a fellow fallible human left unable to express his sexuality in the open and forced to resort to a more or less desperate outlet the brambly bushes in this case for companionship. I have to say, though, that the great outdoors wouldn't be my first choice for an amorous rendezvous and I'm sure the neighbors of Pirate's Cove will thank me for that.
There's another strange thing about these media reports as well: One of the men was charged with nothing more than indecent exposure. At Pirate's Cove. The nude beach.
More:
http://www.newtimesslo.com/index.php?p=showarticle&id=2634See prior thread:
Assistant Pastor at Saint Joseph's Catholic Church Arrested for Lewd Acts in Public
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