Dubya: Fashion Fascist!

[CatWoman]

With 543 days left in office, George W. Bush has beefed up security at the White House so much, he's now enlisted the services of one of the most dreaded forces in the Western world -- the Fashion Police!



Despite approval ratings at record lows, the ongoing war in Iraq and a health care system in dire straits, Dubya has decided to take on the very serious issue of -- tour group attire! The terror alert has been raised to: Fanny Pack! Signs have reportedly been put up around White House entrances to remind visitors of the dress code: no jeans, sneakers, shorts, mini-skirts, t-shirts, tank tops, and most importantly, NO FLIP FLOPS! Paging the Northwestern women's lacrosse team!

With the new policy, the White House now has a more stringent dress code than the Vatican! Further proof that Bushie wants only conservatives in his White House. The Pontiff merely asks for covered shoulders, no shorts or skirts above the knee. Holy chic!

http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/26/dubya-fashion-fascist/

[TomInTib]

1. Nuts. I guess I will have to cancel my trip.

I was gonna hitchhike my way east.

[tandot]

2. No jeans, sneakers, or t-shirts???

Maybe someone could remind him that the White House is not really his house. He is just allowed to live there. WE pay for it and his salary. What a moron.

[zippy890]

3. no flip flops? Jayzuz, its hot in DC this time of year

wonder how bush-loving tourists visiting this summer and wanting to see the Oval office of Glorious Leader are going to like it when they are stopped and told they can't go on the tour in their flip flops. ?

[kskiska]

4. Northwestern women's lacrosse team

But…does that include the Bush Twins?