Dear Citizen:

[Cyrano]

Effective immediately, your bank account and assets have been frozen, your house, your car, your clothing, your groceries, or any other property you believe you own, no longer belong to you. Further, any privileges and rights you mistakenly believe to be yours are now null and void by order of -- me.

Presidential Directive #51 gives me the power to do this. You will surrender yourself in one hour, or our Blackwater contractors will enforce the warrant that has been drawn up and signed by Attorney General Gonzales.

Any and all complaints should be forwarded to VP Dick Cheney.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Sincerely,

George W. Bush
Decider/Commander Guy/Unquestionable Leader

[Jack Bone]

1. I just won't open that email...

:scared:

[Cyrano]

2. email??? It will be a phone call. These people don't leave paper trails.

[Jack Bone]

5. good thing I've got "privacy manager"

No, seriously..I agree...this is some scary stuff!!

[Cyrano]

10. Yes, I've got to agree, Red Herring. It scares the hell out of me too.

And what scares me just as much, is how many people in this country are clueless as to the power these villains have given themselves to oppress all the rest of us.

[donkeyotay]

3. Nooo, he did not say

"Thank you for your cooperation in this matter." This is clearly a fraud, and the font's not even right. He said, "What are you gonna do, cry?"

I know my leader.
:evilgrin:

[Cyrano]

4. Oh, come on. It was written by Jeb. He needs the practice for when the

SCOTUS appoints him the new commander guy.

And for those who say "Jeb can't be elected," what election are you talking about? The next time we're just going to skip the chads and recounts and go straight to the appointment.

[hootinholler]

6. Dear W

Bring it on!

You have no clue what you will unleash when you do it.

-Hoot

[Cyrano]

7. Oh, Christ. We know your name. We know who you are. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[hootinholler]

8. Come get some then. n/t

[Cyrano]

9. Ahhh, a "Bring it on" candy bar.

[Fly by night]

11. I'm with you Hoot. Like I said to a Rethug recently who accused me of being "mad" ...

... in a local newspaper's forum on the insecurity of our current election process:

"I'm not mad now, just frustrated that what is obvious to any fifth grader re: election integrity isn't also obvious to our state and local election officials. However, if you want to see me mad, just try to steal another election. But you'd better look quick then -- you might not have a whole lot of time available to register my mood at that moment."