Anger Counselor Charged With Domestic Battery. Did I Mention He's A Minister?

[DeSwiss]

Anger Counselor Charged in Domestic Spat

Jul 24, 4:28 PM (ET)

GARY, Ind. (AP) - An anger management instructor was charged with domestic battery after his wife accused him of grabbing and beating her during an argument, police said. The Rev. Robert Nichols, 49, has taught anger management classes for defendants in Gary City Court for several years, but his contract was voided while the misdemeanor charge against him is pending, said City Court Judge Deidre Monroe.

"It's our policy that anyone working in the court system can't have criminal charges," Monroe said Monday. Nichols was arrested early Thursday after the couple's young daughter called police to report the fight, police said. Monroe said Nichols' case will be handled in Crown Point because of his association with the City Court. Monroe appointed a special judge to arraign Nichols in court Friday.

The Associated Press could not reach Nichols for comment as there is no phone listing for him in Gary.

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20070724/D8QJ62PG0.html

*** - Unconfirmed reports state that the good Reverend was heard to say: "Enough of this love of Jesus crap! She burns my dinner just one more time and I'm going Old Testament on her ass from here on out!!!!!!"



"The Good Jesus" vs. "The Bad Jesus"

[Socal31]

1. CHOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOO!

Here comes the Irony Train! Next stop, Jesusland!

[DeSwiss]

5. Hallelujah!!!

[Stinky The Clown]

2. There's GOT to be a connection tot eh Republics in there

Gotta be.

[DeSwiss]

8. Well I'm sure he'll have to go....

...into Rehab. That's where Republicans go when they've sinned. After they're caught....

Sorry, best I could do on short notice.

[supernova]

3. So many people in counselling

positions are actually there to work on those same issues that that counsel others about. Nothing wrong with that, but it would be nice if they'd be upfront about it

[DeSwiss]

9. Yeah but I'd say that's....

...taking your work home just a little too far.

[Ian David]

4. How did I miss that? n/t

[DeSwiss]

7. Hehehehehehe!!!!!!!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. All work and no pray makes Jack a dull boy.

[DeSwiss]

10. I believe that's supposed to written like this:

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All work and no pray makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pray makes Jack a dull boy.

Amen.