Where is Dick Cheney?

[stevedeshazer]

It's always times like these, when the pressure is on the administration, that he goes wherever he goes.

The Baltimore Sun reports that he'll be at the U.S. Naval Academy on Friday at a retirement ceremony for a top Pentagon official.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/annearundel/bal-cheney0726,0,3842715.story

Notice who else will be there:

ANNAPOLIS - Vice President Dick Cheney is scheduled to speak at the U.S. Naval Academy on Friday at a retirement ceremony for a top Pentagon official.

Adm. Edmund Giambastiani, vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, is retiring after 37 years of commissioned service in the Navy. He graduated with leadership distinction from the academy in 1970.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates, Deputy Secretary of Defense Gordon England and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Peter Pace also are scheduled to speak at the ceremony.

Perfect Peter.

[Aviation Pro]

1. The real answer....

...eating newborn babies and quaffing the blood of freshly slaughtered Girl Scouts.

[Lint Head]

2. He's in an undisclosed location. He's planning the next

big attack on the Constitution. He's kicked back reading war novels and masturbating to battlefield photos. :dem:

[smtpgirl]

5. I hope he pulls his balls off, maybe he will suffer

from a staph infection in the hospital

[smtpgirl]

3. The real answer is Cheney is under a rock

only comes from under that rock when the pinnochio's can't seem to tell the lie straight, and Mr. Fromundadarock fucks it up yet again.

[lurky]

4. It's when he's not in the public eye that I get nervous.

That's when he's masterminding his latest atrocity.

[Atman]

6. Planning the next attack.

The first one didn't work out exactly as he planned...except for the massive treasury theft part. That went good.

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[Swamp Rat]

7. Preparing...

[Bitwit1234]

8. What happened to the pacemaker replacement he was scheduled

for this month.

[Bravo Zulu]

9. Lying in his crypt

in an undisclosed location waiting to be called upon to terrorize the citizens into compliance and obedience!

[lutefisk]

10. What does that man do for "relaxation?" He must have some down time.

I can't believe he sits at a desk 20 hours a day clipping and highlighting snippets out of newspapers or writing little policy notes for his helpers. With that "heart" of his I doubt he has much stamina.

We know he likes FOX News, so does he have favorite shows on FOX that he kicks back and watches? Maybe in a robe, on some pillows with snacks?

I wonder this about Bush, too. I just can't imagine either of these two soulless, joyless creatures doing anything for pleasure. With Bush, there are photo ops that make him look like he's having a good time, but we all know those are phony. If anybody has any idea what these guys do - drink? watch FOX? get endless foot rubs? - please throw it out there.

[Swede]

11. In his crib,chillaxing.

Know what I'm sayin'?

[lonestarnot]

12. In his hidey hole rehearsing while the cat watches. The clanking has the cat a bit confussed.