From a friend in AUS:

[babylonsister]

Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

"Just think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

[AndyA]

1. And he's been pissing on us ever since.

No more Re:puke:s in the White House. EVER!

History has proven that it is a mistake to have Republicans in the White House, as they take advantage of their position of power.

Nixon = Watergate
Reagan/Bush I = Iran Contra
Bush = Dicktater (spelling intentional)

Just keep them out of the White House, they can't handle it without becoming corrupt.

[havocmom]

2. Thanks for that! After the thread about vets being charged for broken equipment,

I SOOO needed a good chuckle!

[hootinholler]

3. I hadn't heard that one! Rec'd

:rofl:

-Hoot