Time once again for--NEWS DUMP! Yes, it's Friday in DUerland.

[blondeatlast]

It's time to predict the big news no one else will be discussing next week, and what a banner week we have to choose from already!

The surge is working, unless it's the electricity!
Contemptuous KKKarl Rove--In contempt!
Gong Show Gonzo!
DoJ vampires--they suck the blood out of hospitalized, sedated victims!
O--you call it!

Bonus points for including Ralph Nader or Cindy Sheehan's candidacy without violating DU rules.

Grand Prize--a DUzy award*

*DUzy awarded only if your reply is sufficiently witty, garners 75 responses, grammatically and spelling correct, at least 5 responses get deleted, Will Pitt* AND H20Man respond but Skinner doesn't, and your thread must not be locked for any reason. :evilgrin:

*Will Pitt's sobriety is negotiable depending on wit of his initial response

Good luck!

[JeffR]

1. I'm liking these terms & conditions muchly

It's about time the nyuk-it-up crowd gave me a break with proofreading...

[blondeatlast]

4. You get a DUzy--but only if Will Pitt is NOT sober...

And 70 more to go!

[JeffR]

2. And you only need 74 more responses here!

:woohoo:

[bigtree]

3. Cheney on Madam's list

makes his girls wear Bush mask and drape themselves with American flag