Novak: “I’m 76 years old, and pretty soon I’m going to a place where there are no blogs.”

[kpete]

Novak-isms:

» On blogs: “I’m 76 years old, and pretty soon I’m going to a place where there are no blogs.”
» He said LBJ and JFK were the only Democrats he’s voted for, “but I regret Johnson.”
» On George W. Bush: “All presidents look better after they’re dead, and George W. Bush can count on that.”
» On Gerald Ford: “Fox News got me out of bed to talk about Gerry Ford (when he died). I said how incompetent I thought he was. They got me out of that studio so fast …”

There was more of the same at Georgetown University on Wednesday night. He called CNN founder Ted Turner a “classic example of a madman” and said he’d turn Keith Olbermann down if the MSNBC anchor ever asked to meet him

http://www.examiner.com/blogs/Yeas_and_Nays/2007/7/27/Novak-Tome-Could-Have-Been-Bible-Length

[zanne]

1. I had no idea he was that old

He certainly has the energy of a younger man.

[MADem]

5. His "Evans and Novak" articles were a 'must read' in DC in the sixties.

He's been around for a LOOOOOONG time.

[blogslut]

2. There is no Internet in Hell

Bob Novak confirms it!

[zanne]

4. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Bitwit1234]

29. Damn right.

[Clark2008]

33. I know it's Hell when there is no Internet.

:evilgrin:

[wtmusic]

3. Nixon looks better after he's dead, that's a fact. nt

[MetaTrope]

6. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Bob

Before you go, maybe you can tell us who's doing the nuclear proliferation monitoring on Iran these days?

[mondo joe]

7. Back to his crypt in Transyllvania?

I thought they have WiFi now!

[tridim]

8. I get 825,000 hits for "satanism blog"..

George W Bush will be remembered not only as the worst President in American history, but one of the worst people in all of human human history. The fact that Novak doesn't understand that speaks volumes about his own character.

[Arugula Latte]

9. Someone drive a stake through his heart now, please.

Evil bastard

[anniebelle]

10. I'm not sure death is going to help Novak's looks. n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

11. "All presidents look better after they’re dead,"

Coming from someone that's often associated with the living dead makes that hard to dispute.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. I hope bob was right in his way of thinking all these years...

I hope the Devil really is a democrat! And I hope the Devil has had TV cable all these years!

[melody]

13. If Keith ASKS TO MEET HIM? Novak thinks he's the POPE??

If Novak wasn't a political whore, he'd be peddling his autograph at one of those
"where are they now ... used to be on TV" conventions.

He'll be begging to meet Keith.

[xultar]

14. Hey Prickasaurus need a fuckin ride?

[wakeme2008]

15. Hell is too hot for puters

:rofl:

[Scurrilous]

16. "I’m going to a place where there are no blogs.."

Wrong again!

http://www.wormfood.com/

[displacedtexan]

17. Oh, just tighten your cilice and shut up, Bob.

LINK

[zbdent]

18. Novak's going to a place where he sees Clinton getting a BJ from

Pamela Anderson ...

Novak says "I'd like that position!"

The manager of the place says "Okay, Pam. Your replacement's here ..."

[OnyxCollie]

19. Why wait? Let's bury him now. nt

[malaise]

20. Hurry up Novak

You've already overstayed your welcome. :puke:

[Canuckistanian]

21. Isn't it about time for this dinosaur to lie down in a tar pit somewhere?

The man is a traitor, an apologist for the WORST the country's ever seen and a serial dissembler.

I have no idea why anyone keeps him around.

[lpbk2713]

22. No booze either.

His idea of hell is a place without booze.

[Justitia]

23. His comments show he's just a cranky, decrepit contrarian. Slither off, you reptile. -eom

[mmonk]

24. That's for sure.

Computers can't stand that kind of heat.

[Marr]

25. I wasn't aware that we had any vampire or zombie presidents, but

I rather doubt Novak's claim that 'they look better after death'. Death certainly didn't seem to improve his own appearance.

What gives, Bob?

[NYVet]

26. He's moving to North Korea or Cuba??

Wow, I did not know that...

[Rockholm]

27. Maybe that cat from Rhode Island has paid him a visit.

Meow!

[Hubert Flottz]

28. Finally!

He's been braindead for years...it's time the Douchebag joined the long dead brain.

[bobbolink]

30. He flatters himself. Since we KNOW that hell is *made* of blogs,

it's clear he believes he's going to paradise.

I'd like to be there to see the surprise and shock on his ugly puss.

:rofl:

[JNelson6563]

31. And he can't go soon enough IMO

What use does worm-shit have for blogs anyway?

Julie

[Gato Moteado]

32. hey where are all the DUers crying and praying for tony snow?

i figure they need to come here and grieve for the soon-to-be-late (by his own admission) bob novak. what about his family? you DUers contemplating novak's demise and decomposition in an internetless hell need to be chided by the holier-than-thous that seem to put the lives of dying fascists above the thousands of lost lives that they helped to cause.

[LeftishBrit]

34. How does he know there aren't any blogs over there?

It's an interesting idea... maybe all sorts of great minds of the past keep blogs on celestial (or in some cases infernal) computers.

Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun may be keeping blogs where they describe Bush as a great leader. On the other hand, George Washington may be commenting that he had thought the Revolutionary War was all about getting away from unelected Mad Kings called George.

[madmom]

35. Why would KO ask to meet him? Should be other way around!

[senseandsensibility]

36. Why would Keith ask to meet HIM?

The guy is suffering from delusions of grandeur.