GOD wants Impeachment

[kpete]

The Lord thy GOD, called for the impeachment of George W. Bush today. In a fit of anger, GOD rebuked Bush and called him a false Prophet. The Lord was angered, and could take no more of having his name invoked by people that claim to know him. He denied claims that he told Bush to invade Iraq, and became very upset about claims of the President praying to him. The Lord was said to have been just short of smiting the "moron" before he retained his control on his emotions. He said that "impeachment was the answer!" "Dracula is now in charge of the blood bank, it is not a good thing" he replied.

The Lord the said that "he has no interest in oil, because he does not drive a Hummer!" He went on to say that "Hummers are best left to reasons for impeachment" and he would never stoop to the likes of a madman like Bush. The Son-Of-God was not available for comment, and he was reported to be puking in the corner after hearing the name of Bush. Hints between hurls sure sounded like "PEACE" and "Torture." The Lord was obviously tormented over the current situation.

GOD then held up an "Out of Iraq, into New Orleans" sign in protest. The Lord was visibly shaken, and showed his true liberal leanings. Rumor has it that GOD is now being secretly wire tapped, and under watch for sedition. Alberto Gonzo would neither confirm it, or deny it. He could not remember!

http://thekatrinacrat.blogspot.com/2007/07/god-wants-impeachment.html

[Cyrano]

1. Hey, kpete, how do we know you're not a false prophet? I have an

appointment with THE BURNING BUSH tonight and I intend to try to verify this impeachment thing. I'll let you know how it turns out.

[Uncle Joe]

2. God rocks!

:yourock:

[Frosty1]

3. God told me the same thing today!

:woohoo:

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. LOL Is he still talking to bush?

Or was that Jesus?

[benddem]

5. she told me the same thing

and said she doesn't talk to *.

[genie_weenie]

6. Would god still communicate with earth by burning a Bush?

I only hope so...

[New Era]

13. Dont we all

:rofl:

[newyawker99]

14. Hi New Era!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[PurityOfEssence]

7. Yet another reason to be against it.

This "god" schmuck should get a gig and leave us inferiors alone.

[FreepFryer]

8. MORE Hearsay. First the Bible, and now this. At least fake a few scrolls of transcripts, please :)

[Frosty1]

9. Um...That would be classified information.

Can I plead Executive privilege?:think:

[Breeze54]

10. Well done!

:kick: & Recommended! :applause: :applause:

[cynatnite]

11. I bet Moses is pissed now...

you know he supports capital punishment and loved waging a good war.

[Anita Garcia]

12. God did this after she returned Vitter's call, right?

Yep, I heard that too.
Right after God callled Vitter back and told him he called the wrong number, She made this statement!

[eppur_se_muova]

15. The acorn doesn't fall very far from the tree ...

I mean, look at that liberal hippie son he produced.