If a hacker has Cartoon Characters win a Republican primary, who should it be?

[L. Coyote]

In a fictitious scenario, of course, this would convince the world that e-voting w/o paper trails in NOT a good idea.

Anyay, for the sake of some light humor and comedy, enjoy the poll.

Please explain your rationales. If none of the above, who should it be?

Which cartoon character would be the best Dem?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Burns because he's definitely a Repub, and Homer cuz he's ignorant enough to

be an accidental Repub.

[Ian David]

2. Not a cartoon character-- Andy Stephenson and Kevin Mitnick by 2600 votes. n/t

[That Is Quite Enough]

3. Cartman and Kenny: Cartman would be the brains of the campaign, and Kenny would be the fall guy.

That is, fall guy for the inevitable wave of scandals and investigations.

[blogslut]

4. Bill the Cat and Opus

duh

[Rainbowreflect]

12. I would vote for that ticket!

[reichstag911]

5. Burns & Simpson, of course.

The perfect combination of misanthropic greed and ignorance/incompetence. Hell, don't we have Homer Simpson and Montgomery Burns in office now as President and VP? :shrug:

[TechBear_Seattle]

6. I go Pogo.

Although if Bill the Cat gets the nod, I'd have no problem voting for him.

[Maribelle]

7. Pinky and the Brain

Oh never mind.

The corrupt USSC already gave us them in the hacked vote of 2000.

[L. Coyote]

8. You definitely nailed it. They always fail in the end!

The bulk of every episode involves one of Brain's plans for world domination with Pinky's assistance, and the ultimate failure of that plan.

[Maribelle]

15. I nailed it?

:woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:



I always wanted to do that :rofl:

[Warpy]

9. Actually, it should be Burns and Smithers

Homer doesn't seem like he's got the ambition it takes to show up at campaign events.

Well, unless there are doughnuts available.

[AnnieBW]

10. Yeah, Smithers!

Or would he be Chief of Staff?

[eggman67]

11. Professor Chaos & General Disarray

Gotta love Butters

[damntexdem]

13. It's not a fictitious scenario -- it has already been done:

After all Dubya did win some GOP primaries before being selected prez. ;-)

[razors edge]

14. Yosemity Sam

[L. Coyote]

17. Can he be the new Attorney General? Like next week, I expect.

[KamaAina]

16. I'd say Deputy Dawg, but...

I hear he's about to actually enter the race under the name "Fred Thompson".

[ironflange]

18. Beavis and Butt-Head is not a legitimate choice

Don't forget there's a term limit, thank goodness.

[L. Coyote]

19. You got me there. How about Butt-Head and Peggy Hill? She speaks Spanish!

[Hubert H. Hubert]

22. !

[Zorra]

20. Foghorn Leghorn and Elmer "Shooter" Fudd.

They'll get rid of all those wascawy wibewals.

[Nikki Stone1]

21. Marge Simpson and Olive Oil

Though Fox viewers might thing that Marge Simpson was a real person.