Thought you'd like a laugh on a Friday. RNC fantasyland email...

[woodsprite]

What's sad is some people will really believe this crap. Skinner - I'm posting the whole thing, but if it's not appropriate, please delete. I just couldn't get over the brass 'you-know-what' these guys have. Then to think some freeper sheeple will actually believe it just because it's from the RNC.
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Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:29:00 -0400 (EDT)

The eight most recent public polls show the President's job approval
is rising while approval of Congress is plummeting. The four polls that
measured job approval for both the President and Congress show the President's
ratings are higher.

Surveys show Americans give high marks to the economy and that the GOP is
regaining its lead on taxes while voters reject Congressional Democrats on
earmarks and pork.

Polls show that on Iraq, voters reject Democrats' calls for immediate
withdrawal, clearly recognize the consequences of defeat, and are waiting for
General Petraeus and Ambassador Crocker to report in September.

As voters see signs that the surge is working in Baghdad and Anbar, optimism is
increasing with more people believing the war was the right thing to do and that
the war is going better.

Click the following links for their corresponding polls: Presidential Approval
and Opposition to Withdrawal from Iraq.

The more people see the clear differences between the policies of Republicans
and Democrats, the stronger our position.

1. On Iraq, Republicans want decisions made on recommendations of our military
commanders based on conditions on the ground. Democrats seem to pay more
attention to the strategic judgments of MoveOn.Org, Cindy Sheehan and
Michael Moore than they do our military commanders in battle.
1. Republicans have offered a plan to balance the budget by freezing growth in
discretionary domestic spending to less than 1% and with no tax increases,
resulting in a surplus by 2012. Democrats want $205 billion more in
spending over the next five years and the largest tax increase in history.
1. Republicans are working hard to confirm judges who will uphold the
Constitution by strictly interpreting the law. Democrats have fallen into
their old pattern of obstruction, delay and opposition to the highly
qualified conservative judicial candidate the President has nominated.
1. Republicans are working to make certain the nearly 700,000 poor children not
covered by the State Children's Health Insurance Program (SCHIP) get health
care coverage, supporting a 20% in funding for SCHIP. Democrats want a 140%
increase in spending to move children and families with private health
insurance onto government-run health care and would shift the focus from
poor children to adults with incomes of up to $83,000 a year. Having failed
to have the Federal government take over the health care system all at once,
Democrats are now holding approval of SCHIP hostage so they can begin having
Washington take control of your health care one big chunk at a time.

August represents an excellent opportunity to continue highlighting these
differences and to build on our momentum as Americans come to understand the big
differences between the parties in policies that affect our lives and the
failure of the Reid-Pelosi led Congress.

Sincerely,

Chairman Robert M. "Mike" Duncan
Robert M. "Mike" Duncan
Chairman, Republican National Committee

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Darn! That just proves once and for all that the GOP gets 'better' pot than the rest of us!

[Parche]

2. This One Kills Me

1. Republicans have offered a plan to balance the budget by freezing growth in
discretionary domestic spending to less than 1% and with no tax increases,
resulting in a surplus by 2012. Democrats want $205 billion more in
spending over the next five years and the largest tax increase in history


They (Republicans) are the reason we have this huge deficit......how ignorant

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

3. I would very much

like to have some of what "Mike" Duncan is smoking.

Hopefully, this ass clown is also going to be staring down the barrel of a congressional hearing about all of those White House emails that he "Lost."

[driver8]

4. Republicans are the best!!

They really care about Americans and our country. They support our troops while the Godless Democrats do nothing.

We are very lucky that we have the Republican party looking out for everyone.

[RC]

5. Golly gee, nothing about

what bu$h's illegal invasion is costing us and why do they keep talking about tax cuts?

[Dervill Crow]

6. The only reason anyone disapproves of Congress is because

they're not f*ck*ng impeaching *'s sorry *ss.

Well, since Faux News says we talk dirty, it seems appropriate to do so. :rofl: