Daily Kos: Death Cat Begins Gonzales Watch

[illinoisprogressive]

Washington, DC (Rotters) - Administrators for the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence Rhode Island late today confirmed that their prized cat Oscar had gone missing. White House authorities late this evening confirmed that the cat in question had mysteriously shown up there. Oscar was recently featured in an essay in the New England Journal of Medicine in which he was heralded for his uncanny ability to predict the imminent deaths of hospice patients.

* Dood Abides's diary :: ::
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It was unclear whether Oscar had made the journey from Rhode Island to DC on his own or had assistance. White House authorities stated that the cat seemed to have shown up late today and appeared to wander aimlessly and confused for a few hours before finally settling in the White House office occasionally used by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Oscar has thus far resisted attempts to have him removed and returned to his home at the Rhode Island hospice center.

Dr. David Rosa, the author of the original essay about Oscar and his uncanny ability to predict death verified that this was precisely the behavior that has been observed in Steere House. "I can only surmise that there is a cancer in the White House and its likely terminal," stated Rosa. "Oscar is almost never wrong, but this is the first interest that he has shown in politics."


http://dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/7/27/121636/772

[Change has come]

1. That's Hilarious! Thanks.

:kick:

[liberaldemocrat7]

20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

REAL MEN LOVE CATS !!

[illinoisprogressive]

2. welcome. When I saw this I fell off my chair laughing

[rhiannon55]

3. This cracked me and everyone in the room up

Love that headline, and the photoshop. That look on AG's face. Haha! Priceless!

[melody]

4. This is wonderful -- thanks for posting it n/t

[Gregorian]

5. Sources close to death cat say Ken Lay is still alive.

And...PRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[Rick Myers]

6. Here Kitty, kitty, kitty...

:grr:

[cutlassmama]

7. LMFAO!!!

[Catamount]

8. LOL ........K&R

[otherlander]

9. Aye, Mamia, por que es el mentiroso todavia a cargo de la ley?

[gatorboy]

10. ...

[Yukari Yakumo]

13. What soul? {nt}

[cynatnite]

11. I was starting to hate that cat...

not anymore.

:rofl:

[Breeze54]

12. What a fucking riot!! LMFAO!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:P

[ninkasi]

14. Why does AGAG

remind me of Peter Lorre in some of his most demented roles?

[undergroundpanther]

15. Oscar you cat god Do your Thang

Do it to this entire Bush administration,Oscar you devine feline give them the purr of DEATH,beautiful one,The dog.. Barney .I think any cat could take him out with one swat. he shouldn't be anything but annoying, but spare the dog. It's not barneys fault he got stuck with these assholes..

Hail Sekhmet! I know you move through Oscar.Hail Oscar the liberator!

[Reterr]

16. LOL k&r/eom

[annabanana]

17. I wish. Sadly, it seems that Abu Gonzales' job has more lives

than Oscar himself.

[Nay]

18. Mr. Nay and I screamed with laughter at this picture. Good on ya,

Oscar!

[hisownpetard]

19. The BEST! Thanks for the laugh - eom

[eleny]

21. LMAO!