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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-28-07 11:56 PM Original message |
Theme Park Discovers That Killing Jesus Saves Them From Bankruptcy |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
1. "Christ is crucified and resurrected here six days a week" at a theme park |
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Harry Monroe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:11 AM Response to Reply #1 |
5. And on the seventh day, he rests |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
2. I don't believe that was what message he intended be promoted |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:08 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Any more than say Bush and his crowd of fake Christians... |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:14 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. you know, if I lived nearby this place, I would move and move |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:17 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Good point... |
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zonmoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:12 AM Response to Reply #2 |
6. ain't nothing that the religious right does that isn't blasphemy to a good god |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
3. (shrug) Religious people are all about death. |
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Not_Giving_Up (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
9. The fundies always say marriage is one man+one woman |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:23 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. As long as they're not "same-sex" nonprofits... n/t |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
10. Geez, who would pay money to see someone whipped and dragged... |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:13 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Why can't somebody start a theme park where christians can mingle with real lions? |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:15 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Yeah, make it more realistic... |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:25 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Oh, you're going down another level just for thinking that. |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:26 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Figured I'd go to hell for that one... |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:28 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. I've got reservations on 7, |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:33 AM Response to Reply #15 |
21. To which she replies..... |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:00 AM Response to Reply #21 |
28. You're going straight down to 9. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:27 AM Response to Reply #28 |
34. Yeah, but its all charbroiled..... |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:29 AM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Count your blessings. |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:10 AM Response to Original message |
12. Oh good grief. |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:13 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. And they really thought it was Jeebus... |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:27 AM Response to Reply #14 |
19. I have to side with people who think letting kids watch that borders on child abuse. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:51 AM Response to Reply #12 |
23. I'm sure that's why they pointed out that it's a "ministry" |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:59 AM Response to Reply #23 |
27. Only if you promise to persecute live heathens in your spare time. |
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IChing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
16. I wonder if the "jesus'' has a good group health insurance? |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:56 AM Response to Reply #16 |
25. Can you imagine the auditions for the part of "jesus'' ? |
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IChing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:29 AM Response to Reply #25 |
35. The going wage was 30 pieces of silver I heard |
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pop goes the weasel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
22. reminds me of the book Blameless in Abaddon |
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IChing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:53 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. TOWING JEHOVAH was nominated for a Hugo |
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pop goes the weasel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 12:19 PM Response to Reply #24 |
39. yeah but |
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ingac70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 01:58 AM Response to Original message |
26. What next? Will they call the park.... |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:01 AM Response to Reply #26 |
29. I bet they have rapture rides n/t |
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Lint Head (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:04 AM Response to Original message |
30. The Trinity Broadcasting network is run by THUGS! |
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Lint Head (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:06 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Sorry. I misspelled slaves. Slave labor paying no taxes. |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:24 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. Um, yes, they are christians. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 02:26 AM Response to Reply #30 |
33. The "Ville" is in the house!!!! |
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shenmue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 04:40 AM Response to Original message |
37. Sounds as crazy as the Easter event in Oberammergau... |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-29-07 04:59 AM Response to Original message |
38. Jan and Paul Land! Oh the things we will see, the things to do. Rides like |
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